Free Paris - not the city!

Written by teechaa

Sunday, 6 May 2007

Poor thing. . . if someone doesn't do anything by June 5th she will be in the slammer.

Think of it her dreams of becoming a boxing card girl down the toilet.

The abuse she might suffer.

Her inability to dress in anything but stripes. . . well that might be in this season!

And her u-tube career will take on a new dimension.

Can't Mr. Hilton do something?

Is there no rich houses"

The day to day mundane will eat her up.

Her roots will grow dark.

No mani's pedi's bikini waxing just soap and shiv.

Lights out literally and figuretively.

Maybe one of her buddies could join her (listening Brit?)

God sakes she is not made of the same stuff as Martha.

Never baked a muffin in her life.

She will know what "that's hot" really means.

On the plus side. . . ah there is no plus side. . . oh yes there is we won't have to see her on the news constantly unless someone smuggles in a potty-cam.

And maybe she will find herself or someone will find her first.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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