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Funny story: Missing Flight Finally Turns Up: 53 years later

Missing Flight Finally Turns Up: 53 years later

In astonishing news, a passenger plane that went missing in February 1956 has arrived in JFK Airport New York earlier today. The passengers disembarked from the flight dressed exactly as they were on that chilly afternoon when they were last seen...

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Funny story: Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

There were celebrations in the capital this morning, after a sock that had been missing for more than two months from a house in Muswell Hill, turned up safe and well - under the owner's bed! The sock, one of a pair belonging to Barry Plebb, 13, h...

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Funny story: Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

A gigantic cockroach remains the sole mystery in the disappearance of Gregory Simpson. "We're convinced that he just took off." Says his mother, a home-ridden asthmatic. "He was always a selfish bastard. And leaving a big bug in the bed was just...

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Funny story: Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Police in Stockholm, Sweden, are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a man while presumably using a local vending machine. Officer Sven Larrsen of the Police Department in the capital said that the 45 year old individual seemed to just...

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Funny story: Missing taxi driver finally found...in Bulgaria

Missing taxi driver finally found...in Bulgaria

A New York cab driver, from the borough of Queens, who was reported missing for 10 days, has been located in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria. The taxi driver was in good health and appears to have not suffered any duress apart from a little tiredn...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn Ross that this was...

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Funny story: Invisible man still missing

Invisible man still missing

Das Spoof; Germany: Police in Berlin are becoming increasingly worried about the fate of a local invisible man after he was not spotted for the 36th consecutive day. Chief Inspector Gadget of the Berlin Police said - "So far all our efforts in fin...

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Funny story: Darwins Missing Again

Darwins Missing Again

The Darwins, those masters in the art of deception, who were given 6-year-plus jail sentences this week for Pulling The Wool Over The Eyes Of Authority, have gone missing again on their way to incarceration.

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Funny story: Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...

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Funny story: Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

The FBI, CIA, MI5, James Bond and many other crime, investigation and intelligence organisations have had their work cut out for them this week, as fake tax pushing so called enviro-MENTAL-ists have started to disappear.

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Funny story: A newspaper editor speaks

A newspaper editor speaks

Speaking from my ivory tower on Canary Wharf, I learned today that not only is poor little Maddy Mccann missing, but speaking to our royal correspondent and former plumber, Kendo Nagagranny, I have found out, and can exclusively reveal, that Diana, Princess of Wales, is still dead!...

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Funny story: Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Portimao, Algarve - (Preposterous Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has been questioned about possible architectural design connections to a Portuguese holiday home complex at the center of a missing child case.

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Funny story: India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.

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Funny story: Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...

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Funny story: Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

TheSpoof.com - What would you do with $10,000,000? Would your dreams come true? Here at TheSpoof.com we have a check made out in the sum of TEN MILLION DOLLARS. The only thing missing is YOUR NAME! To have your name written on it all you have to do is correctly answer one simple question.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.

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Funny story: Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Gerry McCann went back to work as a cardiologist at Glenfield Hospital in Leicester, England this week. Looking sexy ater his boob job, he said that he and his wife Kate had done as much as they could in the search f...

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