Showing:

Funny satire stories about charlie sheen

Try another search?

Funny story: Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Word out of the Vatican is that Pope Benedict XVI, has informed his press secretary Leonora Sardinia to set up a meeting with the much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan. The pope, 85, said that last week he received a text m...

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Got The Hots For Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen's Got The Hots For Lindsay Lohan

VENICE BEACH - Charlie Sheen was in Venice Beach getting a brand new tattoo from one of the country's most noted tattoo artist Bong Bong. As he was leaving the tattoo parlor he was approached by Pia Confetti with The El Lay Informer. She asked...

Read full story
Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Lookalike Emma Stone To Star in The Freckled Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story

Lindsay Lohan Lookalike Emma Stone To Star in The Freckled Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story

LOS ANGELES - Touch Rock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film, The Freckle Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story. The noted director from Italy t...

Read full story
Funny story: The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

CUCAMONGA, California - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen were recently spotted holding hands and engaging in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits. Sheen who was recently seen with Krist...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin: I Fantasize About Charlie Sheen

Kate Gosselin: I Fantasize About Charlie Sheen

PEORIA, Illinois - Kate Gosselin has been keeping a low profile as of late, but the former star of two reality shows Jon & Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8 is still looking to bask in the celebrity spotlight. The 37-year-old Gosselin was in Peoria...

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

TARZANA - Charlie Sheen has been riding on Cloud 9 ever since the new-found success of his new show Anger Management. He says that he has already forgotten that he ever appeared on the top sit-com Two and A Half Men and he even expressed the fact...

Read full story
Funny story: A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Noted author Edgar Allan Poe once said that rules are made to be broken. And he should know since he had a history of breaking all kinds of rules, regulations, guidelines, and basic metaphorical musings. Poe, whose real name was Bernardo Chang Poetic, once told a reporter with the Milwaukee Morning Mentioner, that he loved the word photosynthesis, and he tried to incorporate it into everything...

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren

Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen is overjoyed that he has once again hit paydirt with his new television show Anger Management. Sheen, who was fired from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week, recen...

Read full story
Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Angus T. Jones: What The Hell Are You Doing Kid?

Charlie Sheen To Angus T. Jones: What The Hell Are You Doing Kid?

LOS ANGELES - In a move that can only be described as indescribable, Angus T. Jones, who has portrayed Jake Harper on the sit-com Two and A Half Men for 10 years, has just bitten the hand that feeds him and feeds him well. The 19-year-old made a v...

Read full story
Funny story: "Two and a half men" is filth claims Charlie Sheen's ex-nephew!

"Two and a half men" is filth claims Charlie Sheen's ex-nephew!

Charlie Sheen's born again ex-Christian nephew and recently adopted nephew of Ashton Kutcher has claimed that "Two and a half men" is filth and should only be watched by devil worshippers and men who like Kutchers half-naked one-night stands! Angu...

Read full story
Funny story: The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

SHERMAN OAKS, California - It has been reported that Charlie Sheen AKA the Space Cadet gave Lindsay Lohan AKA Lucky Lohan $100,000 so she could pay her income taxes. But Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight spoke to a very close, unnamed frien...

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Bristol Palin Caught In A PDA

Charlie Sheen and Bristol Palin Caught In A PDA

HOLLYWOOD - For the past few months Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has managed to keep pretty much of a low profile. But all that has now gone out the window as reported by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo. De Gallo has informed the Ameri...

Read full story
Funny story: Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes. Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that...

Read full story
Funny story: Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several comebacks. Both Mr. Sheen and Gov. Romney desp...

Read full story
Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen was relaxing by the pool at his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo. He was listening to a Led Zeppelin CD, while drinking Tequila Sunrises, and talking about the Emmy Awards and how his ex-cast member on Two an...

Read full story
Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Wants The Media To Stop Calling Him "Lyin' Ryan"

Paul Ryan Says He Wants The Media To Stop Calling Him "Lyin' Ryan"

TAMPA - GOPicky Magazine reported that the GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan is extremely upset. He pointed out that it was due to the rumors he heard at the Republican National Convention that some of Mitt Romney's closest aides were sugg...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more