Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

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Lindsay wearing a pair of animal print bikini's that Charlie gave her for Valentine's Day.

VENICE BEACH - Charlie Sheen was in Venice Beach getting a brand new tattoo from one of the country's most noted tattoo artist Bong Bong.

As he was leaving the tattoo parlor he was approached by Pia Confetti with The El Lay Informer.

She asked him how his recent bout with laryngitis had gone. Charlie said that it had gone great and that he was back to his old silly semi-space cadet self.

Miss Confetti then asked him about the rumors that are swirling out of the Left Coast rumor mills regarding him and Lindsay Lohan.

Charlie grinned and said that there were so many and he asked her if she could narrow it down a bit.

Pia told him that she was specifically wondering about the rumor that he has the hots for Lohan and is considering having her move in with him at his Sherman Oaks mansion Casa Jose Cuervo.

The former star of Two and A Half Men remarked that although he has hit several homeruns with LiLo they weren't quite at the moving in stage yet.

Sheen confessed that Lindsay is one hell of a horizontal bopper but added that he has never been one to rush things; other than the vo-di-oh-doeing aspect of the intimate relationship of course.

The comedic artist whose real name is Carlos Estevez said that for the moment his goal is to help Lindsay get her acting act together.

He will have her make a guest appearance on his new show Anger Management and give her some super duper acting tips.

In Breaking News. Canadian singer Carly Rae Jepsen, who had a huge hit with her song "Call Me Maybe," said that she received a phone call from the U.S. Secret Service telling her to stop saying that she had the black bangs hairdo way before the first lady, Michelle Obama did.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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