The British Government is holding emergency talks with Argentina after the Argentine navy stole the Falkland Islands and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Argentine mainland. The daring raid took place late last night under the cover of darkne...
Argentine tennis ace David Nalbandian has started off a Falkland War feud after kicking out at British line judges at a Wimbledon warm up tournament at Queens Club yesterday. Nalbandian claims he was kicking an advertising hoarding out of frustrat...
Relations between Argentina and the rest of the world worsened today following the nationalisation of a popular stage musical. Argentina was left isolated yesterday when president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner announced the nationalisation of Yac...
The British government has drawn up secret plans to tow the Falkland Islands nearer to the British mainland. According to the leaked documents, the secret operation, named 'Disaster Waiting To Happen', will supposedly take place when the Argentin...
Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...
Frustrated by the United Kingdom's militarisation of the disputed Las Malvinas Islands Argentina has turned its attention on an island group in the Caribbean, who they consider have weaker patronage and will be less of a problem to invade and annex f...
Argentine President (the hot looking one, give or take twenty years - actually not give, I mean take, don't add twenty years, that would be hideous, no take twenty years away from her then she would be not bad, anyway..), whats her name, anyway, has announced she would "bomb the shit out of the Falkland Islands" if it wasn't for the fact that the UK had a nuclear arsenal! "That Thatcher film h...
Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...
At 0600hrs GMT. The people of this island were caught napping when 500 Argentinian soldiers came ashore at Fox Bay on West Falkland. The Junta Marines headed inland and established a spearhead just north of the popular tourist attraction. The smal...
Prehistoric reptiles have been discovered roaming wild in the Falkland Islands, a UK government scientist announced today, to the great surprise of the zoological world. The dinosaurs include T-Rex's, Stegosauri, and other dangerous creatures once th...
The Isle of Wight is to be handed over to Argentina in the New Year. Britain and South American countries including Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay, came to the decision at a secret summit in the Uruguayan capital, Montevideo last night. T...
Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...
The Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, currently on holiday with his family in Buenos Aries, reacted "evasively" according to sources, when questioned regarding his opinion on the Ryan Giggs-Natasha Giggs-Imogen Thomas goings-on. Tevez had bee...
Carlos Tevez can never set foot in Manchester again. Reports are coming in that the Argentinian has appeared on a TV chat show in Buenos Aires and has called Coronation Street "mierda". He claims the bacon sarnies in Roy's Rolls are "mierda" t...
Rumours are rife that Argentinian gourmet Carlos Tevez has eaten Manchester United full back Gary Neville. Tevez has put on 11 stone while injured, yet seemed a lot pacier than normal when he came off the bench in last night's game against Tottenh...
A taxi driver in the Argentine capital of Buenos Aires is celebrating today after breaking the World Land Speed record over a distance of 10 metres. The driver, named by police only as 'Miguel', broke the record when he took flight from his vehicl...
Argentina and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi has won the inaugural FIFA Ballon d'Or award at a ceremony in Zurich. Messi, 23, won the prize - a beautiful hardwood door designed by French interior designer Luc Ballon - ahead of his Barca team-mates...
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