Popular entertainer Reg Dwight - better known as Sir Elton John - will continue his mission to adopt, despite his harsh treatment by the Ukrainian authorities, who branded him "too old" and "too queer" to purchase 14-month old orphan Lev. "Elton i...
Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...
(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...
In what was expected to be 2 routine paper exercises, Madonna had intended to finalise her divorce from Guy Ritchie, and to complete the adoption of Chifundo "Mercy" James. However, in what is being described by her spokesman as an "embarrassing a...
American media megastars have been the global trend setters for decades. Musical edginess, hot fashions and lifestyle likes and disses have been exported to the known world by US glamour girls and boyz from the Holly hood. But in these times of...
ST. LUCIA - Amy Winehouse is pissed off that ex-Blake has managed to impregnate someone while undergoing rehab. "Well that's gratitude for you innit", she is reported to have said. Now desperate to out-publicize him, Amy has decided that just...
Seattle, WA-After a search that began nearly two years ago, a teenage girl has found her birth parents, who, in a bizarre twist of events, are the same people who adopted her 17 years earlier. "It's just so surreal", Samantha Dickson says about t...
In a surprise decision today, an American court has ruled of the Malawian family who have been trying to adopt the International Superstar Madonna. Having agreed with the family's assertion that Madonna's real parents Madonna and Silvio Ciccone ha...
Madonna is finally speaking out for the first time about her failed adoption bid of 3-year-old Mercy James. "I really want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible," the 50-year-old pops...
Angelina Jolie and Madonna have joined forces to produce a new book/guide to adopting children from less developed countries. The stars describe themselves as "full of Knowledge" when it comes to this topic. The book called "Adopting foreign kids"...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delig...
Puerto Rico's objection to Pop Star Madonna's attempt to adopt Juicer Alex Rodriguez has been contested in the World Court by the Dominican Republic. The Attorney Generalissimo of the DR, Freyito Bandaidito objected furiously to PR's Interference in...
Now relegated to the halls of obscurity, Michael Lohan, most recognized for being Lindsay Lohan's father, is looking for new foster children. Where his full name had been routinely mentioned in the press when Lindsay was a younger child star, Michae...
(New York-NY) Allow me to step out from behind my "Wizard of Oz" like curtain of news parody, gentle reader. (And I mean "reader" literally judging from my weekly page views.) And allow me to address one reader in particular, Madonna Louise Ciccone. (Yes, the contradiction is not lost on me that in the same paragraph I claim an anemic readership I also claim that one of the most influential, not t...
Reports coming from Manchester appear to support the rumour that Madonna plans to adopt another small orphan from another war torn and divided city. Manchester based solicitors for the multi millionairess popstar, 'Madferit, Avit and Skrike' have...
The pop world was in shock this morning after it was revealed that Madonna, already the mother of two of her own children, as well as that Malawian kid, is to adopt her very own father, Silvio "Tony" P. Ciccone! Mr Ciccone is reported to be "pleas...
Concerned at the plight of America's pop stars, many who live very unhealthily and are surrounded by poisonous chemicals, poor food, and war-mongering leaders that waste their taxes on needless wars, the people of Malawi today announced they were ado...
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