NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor. An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason w...
OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...
HOUSTON - Radio talk show host Ted Johnson has just shown everyone that he is nothing but a pompous creep after he made an extremely uncalled for remark on his radio show. Johnson, who once played for the New England Patriots, was asked which NFL...
It has been confirmed by a scribble on a 4th century (400 years after Jesus roamed the planet!) piece of tattered papyrus that Jesus really had a wife. Now this strange piece of tattered papyrus could have been written by anybody, but it wasn't ac...
HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ. The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is. David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson. He then adde...
I learned one very important lesson in this particular week: never make a bet with your wife when she's in a bad mood. Firstly, wives do not make a bet with their husband unless they are one hundred percent certain of winning, and secondly, they can be very, very (very) vindictive. First up, I am six foot two inches tall, balding of head and hair sprouting of body. I take size eleven shoes, and...
As if the title or the format of the new reality show weren't edgy enough, the first few episodes of the new reality series will carry enough outrageous sensationalism to cast all viewers down into the depths of Hades. Producers hope at least, that...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Some men can't submit reports to their boss until the last minute of a deadline. Others won't turn in their tax forms until 11:55 p.m. on April 15. Similarly, many a man can't follow street directions unless they're being berated wi...
More clues have surfaced in the case of a missing western Tennessee nursing student who was abducted from her home by a man wearing camouflage. There's still no sign of the 20-year-old woman as authorities continue to look for suspects. The case i...
Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day. Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...
As a pensioner, Rod Stewart has recently become increasingly confused over both the number of ex-wives and the number of children he has, more so now that another Stewart is on the way. His eldest daughter, who might not necessarily be his eldest,...
A new and astonishingly frank diary covering the last decade of Leo Tolstoy's life has been discovered in a hen-hut outside Moscow. After extensive tests literary experts have recognised it as genuine. Here are two extracts in which Sonya explains the difficulty of living with the great man: Jan 4th: 1901: He has become impossible. He spent hours talking to visitors from India last night.
Despite a plea to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, manager Carlo Ancelotti could not save his wife, Luisa Ancelotti. The Italian admitted that it was a boardroom decision and he was powerless in this regard. Abramovich has displayed his ruthless st...
Finally, after much debate, Wife Throwing is to be included in the Olympic sports in time for 2012. The event will take place in Hyde Park. Wife throwing is a popular sport in the north of England and has set rules. All contestants must have...
A stand-up comedian is finally allowed to joke about his ex-wife during his comedy routine after winning a bitter legal dispute in which she tried to censor him. After winning his legal battle he is alleged to have said," It's a funny old game, t...
Proving yet again that she is the most evil being in the universe, it has been revealed that professional exploiter and Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price sold photos of Gary's last moments for just $10,000 Moreover, the pictures were taken by a...
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