Singer Dolly Parton came out from where she had just spent almost half an hour being checked by an eighteen-year-old new TSA agent that had delayed the flight. "It was the funniest thing ever", she told fellow passengers who were a little uptight...
Faced with lawsuits from airline passengers and its own employees, the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) said today that it will discontinue the use of naked-body scanners at U.S. airports beginning March 2011. Passengers have long co...
The Homosexuals of America Organization has announced that it is in the process of suing the TSA over concerns that the pat downs that are performed on fliers who refuse to go through the body scans are not invasive enough. "The TSA is just not do...
It would seem that TSA is not happy with a growing list of airports and it seems like a Supreme Court battle may be in the offering. According to sources in the transportation industry, TSA is preparing to begin legal action against Airports such...
Mr. Snow Miser who played, well the 'Snow Miser', on the hit Christmas television special, The Year Without a Santa Claus, discovered to his dismay that he has been put on the TSA's 'No Fly' list. Mr. Miser, who was trying to get back to his hom...
CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Hasbroken Toy Company, Fillmore Fritz Wellywick, has told a group of national toy purchasing agents that this year's biggest Christmas selling item is the "TSA Pat Down" home edition board game. Wellywick noted tha...
CHICAGO - Upton Dashersteen, president of The United States Pilots Federation Union, has stated that one of his steering committees has come up with a plan that will avert a strike by the pilots union. Dashersteen stated that airline pilots repres...
Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line. Lady Gaga "Get your pat down and nose job," said Lady Gaga, sporting a new look as...
Washington DC: A Federal Court in the District of Columbia heard the case of Airline Passengers Vs Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Administrator John S. Pastole. The TSA Administrator was charged with violating the Fourth Amendment right...
A TSA agent ended up with a hand full of goo when his fascination for shiny objects got the best of him. It started when a man headed to a flight was going through the scatter x-ray machine, bells and whistles went off and it apparently had the s...
TSA announced that holiday traveling went smoothly because free alcohol was given to passengers before every frisking. "Alcohol has the power to make painful things feel not so painful. Sure, a few people might have a higher tolerance to alcohol...
DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...
SAN FRANCISCO - Lady Gaga had just finished performing at the famous Cow Pasture Palace in San Francisco when she was asked about her 'pat down' incident down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles. Gaga told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine, Sigo...
Amid growing outrage over pervasive airport security measures, including groping pat-down body searches and overly-revealing body scans, a spokesperson for the Transportation Security Administration announced today that there is a method to their mad...
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Joan Rivers, who claims to be 77, but who some media reporters say might actually be 87, recently found herself in the X-ray scanner line at L.A.'s LAX Airport. Rivers apparently set off the scanner and she was immediately r...
CHICAGO - Since the recent implementations of the Transportation Security Administrations 'pat down' policy Chicago's O'Hare Airport is now being referred to by travelers as O'No Airport. A passenger identified as Tiara Sue Sinnybazoo, 28, of Lick...
NEW YORK CITY - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has made it clear that he will not allow airport TSA agents to openly 'Fundle' him during their pat down procedure. Limbaugh has said that the only person who he will allow to touch his mal...
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