Polar Bears, the cute cuddly bears of Coca Cola Christmas Campaigns, and the visual accompaniment to a voice over by David Attenborough are said to be settling in New York and Alaska. An upturn to this is that a number of them have shown an intere...
Sarah Palin, Governor of a lot of land, animals and less than 1 million people testified before the Fish and Wildlife division of the Department of the Interior that despite numerous reports from highly qualified wildlife researchers, she believes th...
Animals hand-raised by German zookeepers display disturbing tendency toward cruelty, goose-stepping, and following orders.
Nuremberg, Germany - (Reuterus): Social service have intervened in the controversy of baby Flocke the bi-polar bear cub whose mother was recently branded a negligent old slag by Nuremberg Zoo officials.
Germany - (Bear Ass Mess): A new policy initiative at Nurmeberg Zoo has consigned scores of newly-born bi-polar bear cubs to death row after authorities vowed never again to go the Knut path of human hand-rearing.
A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
The intense debate over Mother Earth's atmosphere and the effects from global warming is rattled off of it's scientifically firm foundation with this most recent study by Lukoil.
Tiny polar bear Knut was today in a state of shock after learning the origins of his unusual name. Knut's keepers let slip the truth while teasing the little bear with a bog brush during his playtime earlier today. Keeper Wilhelm Von Ostennburg s...
Nashville, Tennessee - Eco-mouth piece, Al Gore, who was recently criticized for spending more on electricity annually than the entire country of Panama, revealed today, the reason for his "bloated" electric bill. He blames it on a home-ba...
Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us
Ms. Edith Weenie-Tickler, Vice President of Rodale, publisher of Al Gore's book "An Invonvenient Truth", was pleased as she announced the terms of the negotiated settlement with the Polar Bears that had sued her firm f...
Polar Bears, represented by two of the most litigious law firms in America, have filed a class action suit claiming $25 billion in damaged due to "mental anguish" caused by Al Gore.
Global Warming will cause the Polar Bear to become extinct within 2 years a spokesman for the World Wildlife Fund stated. 'The icecap is melting at an unprecedented rate, and the Polar Bear's natural habitat will be all gone...
Thousands of polar bears flooded the Atlanta airport this week, rushing to the Coca Cola offices to try out to be the new advertising mascot. The position is vacant due to the scandal of the old bear, Cookie, having an out of wedlock child with the...
BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...
The United States of America has in the past been reluctant to acknowledge the scientific community's view that global warming is not just a natural geographical event. Until now the America leadership has denied that it is a situation that manki...
TGN - In April of this year, in the frozen wastelands of Canada's Northwest territories, a never before documented marvel of nature presented itself to humanity: The first grizzly/polar bear hybrid of the wild was discovered. Right before it was prom...
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