Santonio Holmes, New York Jet figure of fun, has complained now that the media is reporting on negative things. the media is reporting on negative things. He wants the media to accentuate the positive. If the media follows Santonio's dictum, ther...
NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal. The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas...
BILLINGSGATE POST - December 21, 2012 concludes the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Unfortunately for the New York Jets, the 2012 NFL regular season ends on Sunday, December 30. In other words, the Jets will not make it to the playoffs again this...
New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...
Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...
The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...
NEW YORK CITY - Just in time to warm things up a bit, the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue has hit the stands. And this year's cover girl is 19-year-old Kate Upton. Kate "The Great" as everyone of her boyfriends has called her a...
When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...
"That's it, Mark, take your cleats off for Daddy," coach said, his breath coming in ragged bursts, his forehead damp with sweat. "Take the sock off. That's right... Now, dip it in this Thousand-Island dressing... Now, some of Taco Bell's new salsa verde... some bacon fat... (Nom, nom nom) Yes... yesssss." When did the Jets find out the game was today? Which NFL QB once said to Satan, "So,...
New York, NY - A somber mood has fallen over the employees at Fox News, as the nation's leading cable news network is spending the day remembering a group of Patriots that were brutally murdered Sunday evening in Foxborough, MA. Sources close to the...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around. And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...
MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...
TMZ has leaked a video, which reportedly came from the hacked laptop of Jets head coach Rex Ryan, which shows Jets QB Mark Sanchez grabbing a hot dog with his feet. Credits... An Anthony Rosania production of an idea stolen from comedy factory John...
MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...
NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins. Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and terrified...
The New England Patriots led by Machiavellian Coach Bill Belichick and quarterbacked by Tom Brady, deflated the gas bag Jets in their showdown at Foxboro with a 45-3 'good old ass whuppin' as Don Meredith would have said if he had been alive to see...
NEW YORK, NY - Though he is not an active, reserve, or practice squad member of the New York Jets, area man Kris Hellersworth repeatedly identified himself with the organization during Monday night's game, according to observers. "Goddammit! We ne...
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