Written by anthonyrosania

Monday, 24 January 2011

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A jet that didn't crash and burn on Sunday.

‎"That's it, Mark, take your cleats off for Daddy," coach said, his breath coming in ragged bursts, his forehead damp with sweat. "Take the sock off. That's right... Now, dip it in this Thousand-Island dressing... Now, some of Taco Bell's new salsa verde... some bacon fat... (Nom, nom nom) Yes... yesssss."

When did the Jets find out the game was today?

Which NFL QB once said to Satan, ‎"So, let me get this straight; I trade my eternal soul for three Super Bowl appearances and the ability to commit sexual assaults with impunity? Where do I sign?!?"

Real Celebrity Tweet
KimKardashian Kim Kardashian
I feel like I'm now a New York resident ..... LETS GO JETS!!!!!!
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What, is she f--king LaDainian Tomlinson now??

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