Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

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Jets/Giants Rivalry Turned Up A Notch?

The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York.

Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback, Mark Sanchez, is really upset about something and they believe that only a Peyton Manning signing would do that.

Actually, Peyton Manning would have been with the Jets back in the 1998 season if he had went professional as a Junior at Tennessee, but he decided to go ahead and play his senior year.

"That may have been a mistake", stated one player who was on the Vols team that last year. "Manning thought sure he would win the Heisman Trophy that year but he placed second."

Everyone agrees that Peyton Manning is a future Hall of Famer but at Indianapolis, he has won only one Super Bowl, while brother Eli just won his second ring with the World Champion New York Giants.

But will Manning be able to play this year or any year, with the severe neck injury?

Should the Jets sign him and place Mark Sanchez as #2, both Peyton and the Jets will be sticking their necks out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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