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Funny story: Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life! Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods UK Tour Starts Friday!

Monkey Woods UK Tour Starts Friday!

There was great excitement in the UK today when it was announced that amateur scribbler and noted social commentator, Monkey Woods, would be returning to the country for a 2-week nationwide tour at the end of this week. Woods, currently loafing ab...

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Funny story: Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

The UK government accounting office revealed today that thousands of former Brits were receiving millions of pounds in 'Air Conditioning' Substance allowances under an obscure law sponsored by The Big Labour party as part of the EU fiasco. Just as...

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Funny story: More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

Another hectic day in the steaming, stinking metropolis of Bangkok, and nowhere in the metropolis is it more steamy and stinky than at the Bangkok Zoo, from where our intrepid reporter Donkey Wooms brings you these headlines. CRAP MURALS REPAINTED...

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Funny story: "Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

"Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

M. Woods of England (first name withheld upon request) moved to Thailand last year to complete gender reassignment surgery (more commonly known as a sex change operation). The male comedy writer said that he wanted to be a woman, and had felt that w...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods On The Mend

Tiger Woods On The Mend

Spoof writer, Monkey Woods, Tiger's cousin told me that the golfing superstar billionaire had called him on the phone to say that he was on the mend. Some reporters had suggested that the golfing chappie received a good twatting by an angry wife,...

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Funny story: Spoof Club Part Six

Spoof Club Part Six

The Bondage-A-Go-Go Escaping from Extremist Catholic Mimes can wear on a fella, and both Warren and I were exhausted from the experience. Where hearth and happiness can only be found at or somewhere near home, we both booked returning flights from Milan back to the U.S. The trip from Tremezzo and the Grand Hotel back to Milan was adventurous, trading paint and a couple of "Fungoos!" with teen...

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Funny story: Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...

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Funny story: Roman Polanski Announces He Will be Producing Off Broadway Play "Chamone" Which Will Debut in Thailand

Roman Polanski Announces He Will be Producing Off Broadway Play "Chamone" Which Will Debut in Thailand

Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Cham...

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Funny story: Simon Inadvertently Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag

Simon Inadvertently Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag

Legendary celebrity grouch Simon Cowell today made a statement which caused goosebumps on my arms, after I recognised a slip of the tongue as being of hugely significant importance. When confronted by a wannabe dressed up as a blue gorilla, Cowell...

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Funny story: Pattaya Man Watches Entire 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' Movie In Thai - Without Subtitles!

Pattaya Man Watches Entire 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' Movie In Thai - Without Subtitles!

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard town of Pattaya has told of his mind-numbing experience two nights ago, when he was forced to watch an entire movie in Thai, without subtitles. The man, Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull, exp...

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Funny story: Pattaya Man Calls US Man A 'Sex Pest' And 'Paedo'

Pattaya Man Calls US Man A 'Sex Pest' And 'Paedo'

A British man living here in the Eastern seaboard town of Pattaya has astounded locals and tourists alike by referring to a visiting American tourist as a Sex Pest and a Paedo (paedophile). The incident happened as Moys Kenwood, 46 from Hull, was...

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Funny story: Pattaya Man Suffers Upset Tummy After Eating Eggs Marinated In Horse Piss

Pattaya Man Suffers Upset Tummy After Eating Eggs Marinated In Horse Piss

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard town of Pattaya, was taken violently ill early this morning after gorging himself stupid on the very strange Thai delicacy of eggs-marinated-for-three-months-in-horse-piss. The eggs, which are...

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Funny story: Pattaya Man Leaves Top Button Unfastened

Pattaya Man Leaves Top Button Unfastened

There was real drama in the Thai eastern seaboard paradise town of Pattaya last night, when a British man living here was discovered by locals to have left his top shirt button unfastened. The man, Moys Kenwood, 46, had been preparing for a night...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Takes Up With Moslem Woman

Monkey Woods Takes Up With Moslem Woman

Dudley - Well known aspiring writer and advocate of public transportation Monkey Woods has been reported to be spurning his avowed avocation for writing by taking up with a Moslem Woman he met on a bus to Bilston Leisure Centre to try and get in on f...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Monkey Woods Admitted To Clinic Following Embarrassingly Easy Chess Victory

Spoof Writer Monkey Woods Admitted To Clinic Following Embarrassingly Easy Chess Victory

Spoof writers from all over the globe have recently expressed concerns over the apparent disappearance of Spoof writing Dudley based legend Monkey Woods. Various theories have been expounded on the writers lack of recent activity, ranging from bei...

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Funny story: Lost Spoof specialist Monkey Woods abducted by aliens?

Lost Spoof specialist Monkey Woods abducted by aliens?

Ever since Spoof expert Monkey Woods dared to spoof about a certain Air France airliner being abducted by aliens, there has been no sign of life from him on planet earth! Reading his spoof, Jaggedone one thought it was certainly, on the edge and r...

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