Panic has set into the surrounding area of Pontiferol Gardens in Peterborough were a psychotic cheese wielding maniac barged into the home of Mr and Mrs Clive Doubletime before informing them that they were hostages. The mouse then beat up Clive D...
Humans are not the only animals to grimace when they are in pain, scientists have found. Mice show their discomfort in much the same way. Studies show that the facial expressions of mice can indicate responses to pain we cannot see, so twisted res...
The world famous meerkats from the TV series Meerkat Manor were dramatically evicted this morning by a big Afrikaaner for non payment of rent. Johannes VanBastard turned up at the underground manor and told the meerkats in no uncertain terms to sl...
Ralph the mouse, who became famous for riding a motorcycle, has declared that he is too old for his Harley and that a mini-van now fits his aging lifestyle better. Ralph came to fame when his exploits were related in a few children's books and some...
Mrs. Cecilia Scoggins, wife of Farmer John Scoggins, has been arrested on charges of cruelty to animals. The police report states that on September 31st, Mrs. Scoggins apprehended three blind mice in her kitchen and cut off their tails with a carvin...
A new discovery by students at Bristol University apparently shows that modern mice are ditching their traditional ways and becoming painfully trendy. They claim in the mouse world shiney gadgets such as iPods, Nintendo DS and mobile phones are hot,...
Lunar images beamed back to Earth from a British satellite have revealed extraordinary results, reports in a science journal claim, with, what appears to be, mice scurrying around the surface of the Moon. Scientists have long suspected that the Mo...
New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...
A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...
'When the cat's away, the mice will play' is a general truth, but tying down the cat and releasing the mice is a heinous crime.
The reptiles had a master plan, a plan to rule the world. They called their plan the right to vote let the mice think their in charge, however when the votings done the power will always be ours.
Muffin the cat is resting comfortably after being released from the local animal hospital. Muffin suffered through an emergency surgery Saturday to remove his dinner, a computer mouse.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - It appears that having a mouse with human brain cells take over for President Bush has had some repercussions. President Fievel's first act as president was to get on the hot-line and call the Pope, demanding...
Up and down the slippery clock The meekest mice trip up and down sneaking,...
In London recently I had the opportunity to go and visit the younger of my two older sisters. I am the baby of the family and no matter how much I pound my chest and proclaim my alpha male status, since our father died some years ago, they still want to baby me. Am I warm enough? Have I eaten enough? Do I need to use the little boy's room? It's quite endearing unless we're in a public...
Mice are set to overtake the United States and even emerging super-powers China and India as the world's largest economy by 2080, according to reports published in The Spoof! today. Experts claim that the surprisingly beneficial effects of medica...
BOSTON (Routers) - Scientists have devised a devilish new way to prevent sunburn and its skin-hating effects. No longer will progeny of the Caucasoid peoples have to slather on nasty goop that readily washes off with tears, ruining that wonderful day...
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