Ralph the mouse, who became famous for riding a motorcycle, has declared that he is too old for his Harley and that a mini-van now fits his aging lifestyle better. Ralph came to fame when his exploits were related in a few children's books and some made for television programs.
From his retirement home in Arizona, Ralph S. Mouse said that "I guess I've gotten too much of a pot gut to fit into my leathers anymore. I'm also referring to riders as those damned kids whenever anyone rides past my house. I decided that it was time to put the bike away and buy a mini-van."
"Besides, it's easier to use that when I haul the grand-mice to soccer practice or to piano lessons or cub scouts."