Numerous sightings of what has been reported to be an other-worldly humanoid form creature have been reported in major centres on the Island over the past year including Newport, Cowes and Ryde, along with some sightings in Sandown and Wooton Bridge...
The summer holidays are just around the corner, and the Island's tourist attractions are girding their loins for yet another bumper season, writes Tourism, Philately, Lacrosse, Bingo, Psychiatry, Indo-Chinese Drama and Phrenology correspondent, Herbert Ffountaine. I spoke to Eric Ladle, General Manager of the Island's Tourist Information Centres, yesterday. We had a jolly interesting conversati...
Kate Moss's Hen Night has been cancelled because she's been arrested for offending a policeman. The Policeman who is rumoured to be called Robert, and sometimes known as Bobbie, took offence when Kate tried to Mimic his Birmingham accent. Bob...
Ryde - The shocking explosion set off by what police believe was a suicide bomber in a local mattress factory has set off one of the largest manhunts in recent memory to track down and apprehend the villain. News of the explosion has only surfaced...
Pertly perfect Pippa Middleton, who has turned a nostalgic nation's heads after her dashingly demure derriere was the star of the show at the recent Royal Wedding, is a real Eurovision fan, according to Lydia Fawne-Groveller, Editor of Society Journals Inbred and Chinless and Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lanter...
The annual Pommel Horse Polo match between Wooton and Cowes was held Sunday at Wooton Bridge with both teams struggling valiantly to hold out for a draw. Wooton captain Neil Harcourt said "While Cowes has more experience we have newer pommel horses s...
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The enigmatic moon man has successfully predicted several earthquakes in New Zealand as well as the Japanese Tsunami and the grounding of ships off the coast of the Isle of Wight. The charismatic moon whisperer is able to predict these events by exa...
A series of freak phenomenon have taken place on the Isle of Wight due to the recent supermoon which has recently caused everyone on the Isle of Wight to go bonkers. The recent full moon has caused a lot of people to go literally "around the bend" a...
with Goosander This week we devote the puzzle page to: THE MICHAELMAS PRIZE "SHAFTER" CROSSWORD by RECTUM Clues Across 1 Antelope straddled by Eric Pickles (no tongues!) [5, 8, 4] 11 Nausea caused by Toyah Wilcox in batter? [11] 12 Simulacrum of Simon Cowell in a symbolic scrotum [5,2] 13/16 Cold collineation in an oast house? [3, 3, 7, 5] 17 Don't shoot me, I'm only t...
News just in - There's been an astonishing twist of events just off the Bembridge shoreline as spectacularly large shoals of baked beans began amassing just yards out to sea. Crowds of local children - many wearing odd socks - who were initially l...
OUR WEEKLY SELECTION FROM THE FORUMS AT allwight.web allwight.com-forums>visiting>our towns>what our towns have to offer NO POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION please register to post on the forums allwight.web-forums>living>looking for island people BERNARDO posted 5 Oct 2010: I have no human to seke but I did see a lovely little marmalade cat last, Eastre at my gait. When I w...
Markets around the world are panicking after it emerged that a group of speculators had cornered the world's sock futures. Prices of socks dropped like a stone when the FTSE opened this morning after a late flurry of selling in eastern markets. Wa...
The Parliamentary Voting and Constituencies Bill has now received Royal Assent and as a result, the Isle of Wight will have two constituencies instead of one. The Electoral Commission will now decide on which basis the island will be split. Previo...
Global warming seems to be affecting many parts of the world with record floods, cold snaps, snow storms and even heat waves. These climactic changes are wreaking havoc on some of the world's agricultural crops and garlic is no exception. Garlic i...
Ventnor - Public sentiment against David Pugh's Inaction Plan and possible implementation of government restraint measures has reached a fever pitch across the island with public skirmishes and demonstrations of show of force against the government t...
Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...
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