Several new products and services that the Wall Street Journal describes as "ground breaking" have just been released. The first from Fuku-GimmeMoney could well be revolutionary. They are proposing to parents to have their company logo tattooed on their children's foreheads as part of their marketing strategy. The tattoos can be for ten, fifteen or twenty years or even for life. Parents an...
US Researchers have created a robot that can pick up a towel from a pile of laundry, fold and then stack it. Housewives with spare cash are eagerly putting their names down to be the first recipients as soon as the invention comes on the market. J...
A Dundee University design student has dreamt up a product for lonely long-distance lovers-in the shape of a glow-in-the-dark pillow that mimics a partner's heartbeat. The device is aimed at couples living apart, with each person having a pillow o...
VIENNA - Iran has invited Russia, China, the European Union and its allies among the Arab and developing world to tour its nuclear sites, in an apparent move to gain support ahead of a new round of talks with six world powers. The UN Security Cou...
MOST LIKELY TO BE EITHER LOS ANGELES OR LONDON - Today a tech firm has created a new product that will... look, just read a different article and sub in the names, okay? But I still have to do this report, so... The new device will start shippi...
The NHS has purchased 217 Dyson Birthing Machines for maternity units throughout England. The birthing machine is described as a revolution for mothers experiencing a difficult birth. It incorporates Dyson's patented Root Cyclone technology and, w...
Several years ago a leading web based news content provider published an article about a remote for the television remote that gave the TV junkie the ability to control his remote even if it was lost down the sofa. Now technology has advanced to...
The mystery surrounding the Vitruvian Man, the iconic drawing by Leonardo DaVinci, which has baffled scientists and historians for centuries, has finally been solved. In a latest ground breaking study, Dr Benchpress, from the Institute of Ground B...
A scientist was found dead in his laboratory this morning in mysterious circumstances. Professor John Fraser who had been working on trying to establish the existence of other dimensions of time and space, was found on the floor looking like he had a...
The English language (that comes from England); massacring the Red Indians (whose survivors' descendants hate being called 'Native Americans'); avoiding two World Wars while the British risked their entire existence fighting them; The Oprah Winfrey Show; Tom Cruise movies; believing they're important in a world really ruled from London, Paris, Madrid, Moscow and Beijing; Not realising they'r...
The legendary John Madden, football commentator and computer game mogul, announced his retirement from the sporting world today. Madden, aged 73, became famous following a national campaign to find a future Sports Announcer with the name "John Mad...
Italy - Amateur scientist and professional pole-barn tinkerer, Uppa YurAssa of Italy, stumbled upon the end to the use of fossilized fuel, paving the way for self-reliant energy consumption in the very near future. His invention may change the face o...
Deerfield, Iowa - "Red" Ryder has been publicly ridiculed in his hometown of Dry Springs again this week. Apparently his application for a patent on his new self-powered automatic lawn mower has been rejected for a very unusual reason: Patents can't include the use of a live animal. "Red," who was disappointed by the rejection of his fifth patent application this year, stood outside the local p...
Police have named the thirteenth victim of "Judge Dead" as Dr Urnst Scourplug, the mad cap inventor of sliced bread. He died peacefully at his home whilst being hacked to death in a blood-lust attack by a mad axe-wielding killer. The killer, The Righ...
Almost half a century after his disappearance (following the cheese-gate scandal of 1958) celebrated cheese inventor, Sir Pettigrew Wynethrop, has been discovered chained to a sacrificial stone alter in the basement of his penthouse apartment in Chis...
A spokesman for the McCain campaign claimed today that the senator had been instrumental in the invention of the blackberry. He also claimed credit for inventing the raspberry as well. The blackberry has been consumed by humans since at least t...
A new shoe has been invented which the inventor hopes will make a pair of shoes and other footwear last much monger than what we are used to - suggesting up to twenty years before any noticeable deterioration in the health of the shoe. The self-h...
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