Traditional fans breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Professional Foul made a welcome return to our top flight football. In a test case match, under instructions from the League, their Clubs and Managers, the players in today's Merse...
From trailing by two goals at Goodison Park, Everton staged a rousing comeback to level the scores, only to have a penalty kick awarded against them deep into stoppage time. Everton keeper Tim Howard, did a 'Barthez at Fulham' impression, delaying...
Football fans in the town of Burnley have vowed to get sober before Sunday's Premiership clash with Everton, following a booze fuelled en-masse three day bender after the club defeated Premier League Champions and last year's Champions League finalis...
Louis Saha scored after 25 seconds at Wembley, but then the cup final descended into the realms of mediocrity. (Louis Saha just completely buggered up my story) In what probably would have been a boring stalemate, with Chelsea being negative and E...
The Cup Final has been called off. Officials of Chelsea and Everton football clubs emerged from a meeting this morning to announce that they will probably cancel the game. Nothing definite yet, but it looks like a non-runner. Interest in the FA...
After her stunning recent entrance onto the world singing stage, and last weekend's qualification for its final, Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle is set to reach an even wider audience after being invited to sing the national anthem at Wembley S...
Everton fans have been devastated today as the FA announced the number of tickets that the club would receive for its fans ahead of the FA Cup final against Chelsea. The FA has had a history of allocating a high number to corporate partners howeve...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today unleashed a scathing attack against the FA groundsman responsible for preparing the Wembley Stadium pitch for yesterday's FA Cup semi-final defeat at the hands of Everton, and has called for the p...
The FA has released a statement on its website this morning to announce that the much-maligned pitch at the new Wembley Stadium will be torn up, after it was alleged by Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, that the pitch was "dead". Fergu...
Everton FC announced the latest twist in their attempts to build a new stadium to replace their current home - Goodison Park. Having struck a new deal with the British military, the club have confirmed that they will be using a number of large tun...
There was more reaction to the comments spoken by Wayne Rooney today, when, after the Manchester United and England star had said he hated Liverpool on Thursday, people in that city revealed their own feelings towards him - and they seemed to be pret...
Famous Brazilian International? Failed Manchester City striker? Everton's hope for the future? Actually, the Breakdance King might be a better way to describe Goodison's gangly new striker Jo, as news was revealed of a move by MTV to recruit him for...
An emergency meeting of the FA at Lancaster Gate today, has decided that the FA Cup fourth round replay between Everton and Liverpool, should be taken to an extraordinary penalty shoot-out after severe doubt was cast on Everton's 'goal'. Viewers w...
Everton Football Club tonight fielded one of the supporters following the team in the ground. This comes as a result of the injury crisis currently gripping the club's strikers. With Yakubu, Saha and Vaughan all on the sidelines, Manager David Mo...
England and Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard has been arrested in Southport after an incident with a restaurant owner. Police were called to the Lounge Inn on Bold Street in Southport at 02.30am following the disturbance, which appears to have...
Everton football club in an official club statement read by chairman Bill Kenwright today announced that they have been sold to space hopper inventor Cat Deelybopper. Chairman Kenwright announced in a very camp fashion, "after myself and David Moy...
Hull City have made an official complaint to the FA and the Professional Game Match Officials Board (PGMOB) after Everton were awarded a 'goal which was not a goal' in the Premiership 2-2 draw at the KC Stadium this afternoon. Trailing 2-0, Everto...
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