After having agreed a record third Euro bailout for debt ridden Greece, a section of the Euro Monetary committee are now making very loud dissenting noises. A Euro MP said "This is turning out to be more of a greek epic than Homer's Odysseus and t...
With Germany still choosing not to make any official response to the growing rumor that they plan to announce their withdrawal from the euro and a return to the Deutsche Mark this Friday, the Greek premier George Papandreou decided to jump ship even...
Satan --The Morningstar, the Overlord of Hell and Nancy Grace's stepbrother-- appeared on the late night talk show Chelsea Lately and announced that the Number of the Beast, 666, will be changed to the symbol for Euros, in preparation for the Rapture...
Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...
George (Ozzy) Osbourne, UK Chancellor, revealed today that at his recent meeting with Jean-Claude Trichet, President of the European Central Bank he had tabled a bid to buy out the Euro for 1 Trillion UK pounds. The bid is backed by Goldman Sachs...
A study conducted for the Post Office claims that holidaymakers who buy euros at British airports rather than on the high street waste £16 on the average transaction. The analysis found that most travellers tried to change an average of £10 yet o...
The real reason for David Cameron's visit to Angela Merkel has been revealed. There has been a secret agreement that Germany will join the Sterling Bloc. Frau Merkel is reported to have said: "Ze Euro has got ze Swine Flu - Deutchland cannot supp...
The United States of America has been given the green light to be the eighteenth nation to join the Euro. As soon as Estonia has surrendered its sovereignty and become a toady to European capital, it will be the turn of the USA. President Obama ha...
The fictitious existence of the single European currency is over as IMF Chief, Ban Kandout, announced at a meeting of all the Eurozone Treasury ministers,"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pass condolences on the sad demise of our much lo...
LONDON, England - The WSJ retracts the report that the Amero will replace the US Dollar, Peso and Canadian Dollar on April 1. The WSJ seems to be a victim of a cruel April Fool's day joke! They were fooled by TheSpoof.com! U.S.A. Today clears up...
The Bank of England has announced that it is going to print 700 billion Euros in order to devalue the once worthless currency which will soon be worth more than the pound. The currency will be shipped over to the continent and dumped on Dunkirk b...
Euro 2004 has been abandoned on the eve of the semi-finals in Portugal.
The lowly coin started life in 3000BC by Egyptian slave-monkeys who needed a way to barter for drinks that their evil overlords would deny them. Back then, the 1 pence piece was formed with cattle dung and spittle, curved into a crude circular shape. Even now, some coins are made using dung and spittle - the 1 Euro coin is the best example.
The Euro has been adopted amongst chaos by the twelve so-called nations on the continent. Now, there is a despicable push for Britain to adopt the currency! It's hard to believe the audacity of these jumped up little Hitlers and their European, an...
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