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Funny story: Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Atlanta, Georgia - (Jailbait!): "Gratuitous teenage nudity is so ageing, duh!" the thirteen year-old sensation of Matthew Vaughn's superhero film said today as critics hailed her foul-mouthed, gun-toting Kick Ass performance. "Besides, I have this...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Satirists from all over the country met up this morning for a crisis meeting to try to ascertain which celebrity they would be aiming their sharpened quills at next. The meeting came as internet stats showed that the current staples of satirical b...

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Funny story: Harry Potter's Emma Watson - Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress

Harry Potter's Emma Watson - Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress

Emma Watson, the 19-year-old actress has just been named the highest-earning actress in Hollywood. The British lass, who stars in the Harry Potter film series earned a little over $31 million [£20 million British] in 2009. She was asked how it...

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Funny story: Emma Watson - Box Office Banker

Emma Watson - Box Office Banker

Harry Potter star Emma Watson has been named Hollywood's most bankable female star of the decade. The 19 year old, who plays Hermione Granger in the Potter series generated an incredible $1.8 trillion dollars at the box office, but her agent, Skip Wh...

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Funny story: Emma Watson 'a tool to alleviate poverty'? I don't think so!

Emma Watson 'a tool to alleviate poverty'? I don't think so!

London - (Ethical Rag Trade Bollox): Harry Potter actress Emma Watson took a karmic quantum leap into the domains of fashion bullshit this weekend. "I was excited by the idea of using fashion as a tool to alleviate poverty", the nineteen year-old...

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Funny story: Brown Freshman Week kinky initiation ritual for Emma Watson and Scout LaRue Willis!

Brown Freshman Week kinky initiation ritual for Emma Watson and Scout LaRue Willis!

Providence, Rhode Island - (Poison Ivy League Mess): 'A lot like the Skull And Bones but without the osteoporosis'. That's how acolytes describe the ceremonial that awaits Scarlet Letter actress Scout LaRue Willis and Harry Potter star Emma Watson...

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Funny story: "Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out Of Me" Admits Emma Watson

"Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out Of Me" Admits Emma Watson

Shapely Harry Potter star Emma Watson admit that the Swine Flu virus which had struck a co-star had "scared the shit" out of her. Wearing a dress which showed off her shapely figure the delectable Miss Watson spoke of her "fear" and "concern" at Rupe...

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Funny story: Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere

Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere

It was brollies, waterproof macs, supermarket bags over the head and general winter clothing at the Leicester Square premier of the new Harry potter film "Order of the Phoenix". Thanks to the torrential rain that greeted the stars and fans alike,...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Actress Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, has been accepted for the fall to study at a University in the United States. The actress has also been accepted to a University in England, but says that attending bot...

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Funny story: Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who turned eighteen last year, recently sat for a much celebrated photo shoot. "It was my first chance to be taken seriously as a model and to do a bunch of different kinds of pictures. I kind of consider this as m...

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Funny story: Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

The starlet of Harry Potter, Emma Watson, has once again proven her independence by ignoring advice from family and friends and gone for a shag with fellow Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint. And it would appear that to further prove her rebel inst...

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Funny story: Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

An ecstatic Emma Watson held a press conference today to tell the world of her excitement at seeing and holding fellow Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy. The jubilant starlet was in high spirits as she explained the occurrence, which hap...

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Funny story: Emma Watson admits to being up the Duff with Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson admits to being up the Duff with Daniel Radcliffe

The actress Emma Watson has revealed that she is definitely up the Duff with former co-star Daniel Radcliffe. In a revealing mobile telephone call to the Daily Smug newspaper, Miss Watson admitted what many pundits have suspected all along. She...

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Funny story: Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside

Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside

The actress Emma Watson, frustrated by red tape, has done all she feels she can to help get a Dick inside. The diminutive young actress is almost at her wits end having run out of options to help her new escort Dick Doubtfire obtain a flat within...

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Funny story: Could Emma Watson actually be a man?

Could Emma Watson actually be a man?

The biggest shock to hit the entertainment industry since Elvis was discovered working in a chip shop outside Barnsley in 2001 has emerged this morning. Harry Potter starlet, attractive young woman and male teenagers' heart, and other bodily areas...

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Funny story: At last - Emma Watson gets her jugs out for all to see

At last - Emma Watson gets her jugs out for all to see

Star of the Harry Totty movies, Emma Watson, has finally conceded to pressure from the Sun, Star and Daily Telegraph and has decided to publicly display her jugs for the first time. Following a month of tense negotiation with picture editors at t...

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Funny story: Emma Watson snubbed completely by Gary Glitter

Emma Watson snubbed completely by Gary Glitter

In a shock confrontation early today, the Harry Potter co-star, Emma Watson, was totally snubbed by former pop star Gary Glitter. Emma, whose mum and dad used to disco dance to Glitter classics such as "Hello Hello I'm Back Again", "I'm the Leader...

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