London - (Ethical Rag Trade Bollox): Harry Potter actress Emma Watson took a karmic quantum leap into the domains of fashion bullshit this weekend.
"I was excited by the idea of using fashion as a tool to alleviate poverty", the nineteen year-old twittered.
"Like, get a life lady!" the fashion editor at LAFagHagSlag parried, "nobody's ever saved the rainforest with Fairtrade Crimpelene pantyliners or Ethical Latex split-crotch rubber knickers!"
But Ms Watson is already a goner for her own mythology.
Posing outside an Earl's Court rag trade expo the actress admitted she'd also signed a contract to promote new organic, ethically abbatoired, fairtrade, recycled mink-fur tampons under the Pussycat Trolls designer label.
Daniel Radcliffe is a possible hermaphrodite.
