Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Thursday, 4 December 2008

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An ecstatic Emma Watson held a press conference today to tell the world of her excitement at seeing and holding fellow Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy.

The jubilant starlet was in high spirits as she explained the occurrence, which happened at just after 4am this morning.

It seems that Daniel Radcliffe was a little "caught out" by the sudden winter snow when they attended a special ceremony at Ripley Castle in North Yorkshire.

Daniel had left his trademark Harry Potter scarf, for which he is well know for being quite possessive about, at the entrance to the castle by mistake, and upon their exit from the event at 4am this morning, the weather had frozen his scarf stiff.

An ever helpful Emma was seen nursing Daniel's stiffy in an attempt to bring it more to life. She was also spotted rubbing it and blowing on it to try and bring it back to normal.

An excited Emma was seen jumping up and down afterwards shouting "Daniel's got a stiffy and I've seen it, touched it and blown it".

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