Toy manufacturer Ashbro have recalled 250,000 Simon Cowell action figures after a potential choking hazard was discovered. Over 375,000 of the action figures, with gripping hands and life like hair have already sold, making the toy this year's m...
Pop star Elton John was taking into custody by Police Officers last night after a fracas that marred the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations. The star of hits like Rocket Man and I'm Still Standing was said to have reacted angrily to Chinese Pian...
As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...
The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...
London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
Megastar Elton John is the latest chart-busting singer to fall foul of a West Yorkshire man who monitors the veracity of pop lyrics. Mr Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, near Wakefield, has already taken Paul Simon to court over the alleged inaccur...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - American Idol Judge Steven Tyler was in town to help judge the auditions of over 10,000 individuals who all insist that they will be the next American Idol. Tyler arrived in the city with the Southern belle's name in grand styl...
BEVERLY HILLS - The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards Show was hosted by a very subdued Ricky Gervais. The man who many refer to as "The Count of Cruelty" was not the same Ricky Gervais who resembled a den of rattlesnakes at last years Golden Globe...
Justin Timberlake has agreed to play the iconic Sir Elton John in an upcoming movie about John's life, but will not be allowed to apply his natural talent for suggestive body movement in the role. Timberlake was warned by producers before film con...
DES MOINES, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped in Des Moines, Iowa, the town known for being the birthplace of Nacho Velcro the inventor of the zipper. The congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th district was asked by...
Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion. Reg's life is "...
National music treasure Kate Bush has become the the latest victim in the current spate of happy slapping attacks in and around London. Ms Bush, creator of such classics as Wuthering Heights, Babooshka and Cloudbusting was reportedly shopping in R...
A world famous celebrity paparazzo, who can't be named due to a last minute Super Injunction before the press rolled, was caught out in his own game being papped nude in compromising party activities during what is being called his Italian Waterloo...
Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn't "the biggest Queen" in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton. Aft...
Interest in Iceland's Phallogical Musuem (that's PENIS to you Brit Readers) has gone viral with the announcement they have received their first human donation from a local 95 year old man. Incidentally the man was dead when the appendage was surgical...
And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest declared that the problems permeating the s...
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