Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 23 September 2011

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Reg Dwight, alias Elton in his starring role, himself!

Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion.

Reg's life is "like a candle in the wind" blowing this way and that way. He once married a German, very butch, lady (?) and then he came out like a "Rocket Man" and told the world what everybody knew already, he was gay, so what.

He disgarded his "Benny and the jets" image and opted to go for the Liberace image, playing his soft pop all over the world and entertaining just like the great Liberace did before (he didn't come out though because the times were different then).

Now he's a Daddy (?) and his wife, sorry hubby, are just doing fine. Reg has achieved a lot with not much talent, in fact, he was the "Lady Ga Ga" of the pop world until the real one came along.

Nevermind, that's show-biz for you, pretty gay, and if Reg deserves anything he did at least write one of the greatest pop songs ever; and the diva's he wrote it for would have been pretty proud. The Queen also loved it (which one?)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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