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Funny story: Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...

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Funny story: Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Cher announced today that her fabulous 3-year run at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas is almost at a close, and you could almost hear teeth biting bare knuckles as gay men all over the world reacted horribly to the news. "Oh my gawd," exclaimed Javier...

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Funny story: Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

On the eve of the anniversary of the bombings of 9/11, Terry Jones was still holding the media captive with his "will he or won't he" game regarding the burning of the Quran. At the eleventh hour, however, he finally made this announcement "While the...

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Funny story: Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - The songstress know by the little four-letter name sat in her exquisite living room in BH and contemplated her past. Cher, who was once half of the 60s and 70s music icon duet of Sonny & Cher, said that she has had some serious...

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Funny story: Cher found mealted after Malibu heatwave

Cher found mealted after Malibu heatwave

Singing superstar Cher was found melted to the sidewalk in her home town of Malibu yesterday, it has been confirmed. The singer, (64), was said to be in a critical condition when she was found by a member of the public. Peter Armon, who was mindin...

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Funny story: Cher Blows Off Ass With Party Fireworks!

Cher Blows Off Ass With Party Fireworks!

The singer Cher is reportedly in stable condition this morning after having her ass shot off during a fireworks session last night. "Cher had all these great bangers and cherry bombs and lots of other stuff and invited some kids over so they could...

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Funny story: Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

VENICE BEACH, California - Warren Beatty and his wife Annette Bening were having a nice day out at the beach when they were approached by a local reporter. He asked the celebrity couple if they were okay with their daughter Kathlyn having sexual r...

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Funny story: Cher's Former Daughter Chastity - Now Chaz - Is Happy Than Larry!

Cher's Former Daughter Chastity - Now Chaz - Is Happy Than Larry!

Cher's former daughter, Chastity, now son Chaz, is reportedly celebrating her to his sex change operation and four years with girlfriend Jennifer in L.A. There was no sight of Cher, but those close to her say she is still upset that her daughter b...

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Funny story: Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas

Cher Collapses After Ass Falls Off In Las Vegas

64-Year old singer, Cher, collapsed on stage in Las Vegas Saturday night just as she began her show. As audience members gasped, a couple of stange hands hauled her off stage while another picked up the piece of ass. "They were pretty rough handl...

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Funny story: Cher's Gender Swap Kid Causes Confusion

Cher's Gender Swap Kid Causes Confusion

Chaz (not be confused with Dave's mate) caused confusion at the weekend with his, her gender swap so much so that not even Cher knows what he, she is! Chaz was born a girl to Cher and Bono (Sunny that is not the Irish fella) but later decided she,...

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Funny story: Cher To Star In New Reality Show: "Where Were They Made?"

Cher To Star In New Reality Show: "Where Were They Made?"

Singer, actress Cher is to star in a new reality show on NBC late this year called, "Where Were They Made?" Each week the actress and some special guests, like Pam Anderson for boobs, will go on a search for where her different parts originated.

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Funny story: Cher: Sleeping In Bed Of Cow Shit Secret To Looking Young!

Cher: Sleeping In Bed Of Cow Shit Secret To Looking Young!

63-year-old Cher, who is an American pop singer-songwriter, actor, director and record producer told fans in a CNN interview yesterday that the secret to her looking only a few years older that when she was the wife and singing partner of Sonny Bono,...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag After Cher's Plastic Surgery Record

Heidi Montag After Cher's Plastic Surgery Record

At her present stage, Heida Montag is on course to set all records in plastic surgery. Her face looks like it might break should she show too much emotion and apparently, she doesn't really care so long as she has a certain look. "I know I lo...

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Funny story: Cher's Ass Returned By Honest Cab Driver

Cher's Ass Returned By Honest Cab Driver

A New York City cab driver, James Ignakowski has discovered and returned actress and singer, Cher's ass Wednesday morning, after she left it in his cab on Tuesday night. Ignakowski, or Iggy as he's called around the station, told reporters that he...

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Funny story: Sea Monster In Miami Was Cher!

Sea Monster In Miami Was Cher!

Police in Miami Beach now believe that the "Awful Melted Beast" that came out of the Ocean onto the beach and frightened so many people, causing a stampede and three people to be ran over and slightly hurt in the mass panic last Sunday, may well have...

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Funny story: Cher - Still A Woman, Family Insist

Cher - Still A Woman, Family Insist

Family members of surgically enhanced actress/singer Cher, whose husband Sonny wasn't very good at avoiding oncoming trees according to sources, and whose offspring has been closely linked with a sex change operation have stated categorically to the...

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Funny story: Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Chastity Bono, the 40-year-old daughter of 70s icons Sonny and Cher has announced that she wants to play on the boy's team. The daughter of one of the most popular music duos of all-time said that she will have the sexual reassign...

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