Bloody Daniel Agger. I wanted to get on that pitch and kick him in the nuts after what he did to our little Jack. I was out of my seat seething and shouting at the bastard. Yes okay, so maybe I was on the bench, but we can't all be in the team and...
RIO DE JANEIRO - The Brazilian government is very angry at a recent comment made by a high ranking Russian official. Brazil's national news agency, El Libido stated that Russia's Director of Computers, Edward Snowden, said in an interview with The...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is very upset with the president of Brazil and he has demanded an apology. The North Korean leader did not appreciate Brazilian President Sancho Ventana saying on a Rio De Janeiro talk show that Kim Jong Un buy...
Competitors in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil will have to go through more tests than any event to date. "We do not want there to be any cheating here", says Spokesman Fabio Guaray. "If you plan to cheat, stay home. You will embarrass you...
So, "England supremo" Roy Hodgson says playing a World Cup match in Manaus is "not ideal", but he does accept that games must be spread around Brazil. What a moaner, apparently temperatures there reach 30C, while humidity is about 80% so he thinks t...
Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica. Bloody hell. I'm sure that Sepp hates England. Ever since Panorama did a good job of filleting him and FIFA with all those corrupt banana republic bastards he's had it in for us. I can't see us getting a result wi...
The Whiz Kid is certainly earning his name nowadays as the country of Brazil either want him to be sent there for a trial or that his reps send a whole lot of money. An unnamed reporter says that Justin, at the rate he is going, may be another Mil...
BRASILIA, Brazil - The Brazilian government is getting ready to make a landmark decision in regards to the world famous Equator Word from President Sancho Ventana is that he has decided that it is time to replace the old name. He stated that fo...
LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Justin Bieber are starting to make bets as to how long before the Canadian kid has a total and complete meltdown. Bieber went to South America and single-handedly virtually destroyed the sovereign relationships that...
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Canadian tough guy wannabe, Justin Bieber is at it once again. While visiting Brazil to perform some concerts he got carried away and tagged the walls of the hotel where he was staying as well as the wall of his expens...
Sao Paulo - A $7 billion [15 billion real] upfront 'signature bonus' demanded by Sao Paulo auctioneers has been slammed by US energy companies as a crude scam amid rumors of a Hugo Chavez-style nationalization of Brazilian oil and gas next year. B...
Singing diva Lady Gaga added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223-015. Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits had surrendered shortly before noon at Carandiru prison in Sao Paulo, Brazi...
SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...
FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...
A funeral in Brazil was held up as a woman claimed the corpse had squeezed her hand. Maria Neymar Ronaldo Cesar said: "I leant in to say goodbye to Grandmamma and she squeezed my hand. I shouted for them to switch the furnace off and we called a a...
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