For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden E...
LOS ANGELES - The 39th Annual Peoples Choice Awards Show was held at The Nokia Theater and it went on as planned even though sources said some executives wanted the show postponed due to the strike by The Seat Fillers Union of California. Seat fil...
One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted. With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again. But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...
LOS ANGELES - The Nokia Theater rumor mills wasted no time as they started churning away before the final goodbyes at the 40th Annual American Music Awards. One of the highlights of the show was when Justin Bieber won the Entertainer of The Year A...
David Lynch, creator of the cult-hit comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World, announced yesterday that President Obama has won the annual Angriest Man in the World award for threatening to punch out John McCain behind the White House utility shed.
CHICAGO - The reputable marriage publication weekly It's A Rice Day has just named their annual 'Worst Wife of The Decade' recipient. Publication editor Ursula P. Springswallow, 51, stated that after much consideration and deliberation the individ...
NASHVILLE - Toby Keith and Kristen Bell hosted this year's edition of Country Music Television's Music Awards. The event was held at Nashville's Bridge Over Troubled Water Arena and included televised videos from President Obama, Mitt Romney, and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently presented the highest civilian award in the nation to legendary music icon Bob Dylan. The president speaking in the East Room of the White House, which was recently renovated at a cost of $5.2 million pl...
The Mini, the iconoclastic automobile has won another award to add to it's bulging trophy cabinet: most inappropriately named car of the year. "For a car called a Mini," said Jeremy Clarkson, co-presenter on BBC2's car magazine show, Top Gear!, "y...
Dorking Kebab shop owner Ali Baba today told of his pride at winning an award for his 'Family Octopus Jumper'. Baba, 43, who has owned the Kebab shop in Dorking High St for 6 years, keeps pet octopuses at his family home, but told how they suffere...
Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, has claimed the highly coverted 'Idiot of the year' award at this years glittering PFA awards ceremony. Tevez, who was the clear favourite with bookmakers, had tears in his eyes as he collected the award. Spe...
The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...
The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
Rapist of the year, Barry Trifle, was stripped of his award yesterday by the P.R.A (Professional Rapists Association) after it emerged he wasn't a rapist at all. When asked what he thought of the decision Mr. Trifle commented, "Its a bloody disgr...
In the run-up to the Man Booker Awards for fiction, Oimah Litlun has failed once again to make it on to the short list. At 3 feet 2 inches, Oimah Litlun is Ireland's shortest writer - although he has always been a big name on the Irish literature...
Judges of the not very prestigious Piffle Prize award for journalistic underachievement expressed their bewilderment yesterday, as The Sun's website removed yesterday's Piffle Prize winning entry from it's home page. "It took me completely by surp...
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt was all smiles as he won the Best Actor Award at the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball film Moneyball. Pitt who was hobbling and walking with the aid of a $7,298...
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