Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...
Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"! The new legislation would then prevent referees makin...
Craven Cottage Live - More about Arsene Wenger later, but for now, suffice to say he stomped towards the dressing rooms at Craven Cottage here tonight in what can only be decribed as a blind fury, as his ten man Arsenal team surrendered a hard won ea...
Queens Park Rangers' Adel Taarabt and Arsenal's Marouane Chamakh are both included in Morocco's 23-man squad for the Africa Cup of Nations finals. Chamakh has been selected despite only managing to eat a tagine just once in eight starts for Arsena...
Arsene Wenger has confirmed Thierry Henry will sign a two-month deal to return to Arsenal if insurance agreements can be worked out with New York Red Bulls. Wenger wants Henry to fill the supporting striker void which will be left when Chamakh and...
As high oil prices threaten world-wide financial stability, another energy crisis is unfolding closer to home. With Arsenal's top players 'running on empty', according to Manager Arsene Wenger, the Gunners' Chief has been forced to implement anoth...
Beleaguered Arsenal suffered another hammer blow yesterday, as sources revealed that embattled manager, Arsene Wenger is prepared to turn his back on the club, and has refused to deny that he has had talks with representatives of Manchester City.
Under fire Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger may have enjoyed a resounding endorsement from the club's directors following Arsenal's appalling run of recent form, over approximately the last six years, but the Bishop Of Dorking remains firmly convinced tha...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...
The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...
Entering his 25th year in charge of Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger has released a statement that he is still trying to find 'the right players' to spend his money on. In a statement released to the press, Wenger said: "It is imperative that I find...
It seems that reports that Arsene Wenger has attempted suicide following his team's disastrous 8-2 dismantling by Manchester United's young assassins have been greatly exaggerated. An Arsenal spokesman told this organ, that reports that the beleag...
Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger has turned up the heat on football fugitive Joey Barton. Rumours are circulating the North London underworld that 'Frenchie' Wenger has sent a Michael Caine lookalike up to Newcastle with instructions to "Get Joey."...
It would seem that the Premier league sidelines will be a safer place next season. Arsenal's "mad professor" manager Arsene Wenger has today revealed the punishment imposed on him by the Premier League following a season of touchline insanities. In a...
News has leaked out that Aresene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC and Kenny Dalglish, manager of Liverpool FC have come up with a unique way of 'merging' teams. This has never been done in the history of football and this upcoming season will determi...
Arsene Wenger wants QPR's Moroccan playmaker Adel Taarabt to replace Cesc Fabregas as captain of Arsenal. Arsenal have tabled a bid of £20 million to prize the talented 22 year old away from newly promoted QPR. With Fabregas moving to Barcelona...
The incoming news is somewhat inconclusive, but it appears to be indicating that Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, is to change his name by deed poll to Big Dave Whitehead, in order to achieve a greater degree of Anglicisation, and to spite rival Cockney...
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