Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"!
The new legislation would then prevent referees making imbecilic decisions and if they did, they would be given a red card and replaced by another (imbecile) one. At this moment in time, FA referees don't know the difference between their heads and their butts with a plethora of wrong decisions causing chaos to "the beautiful game"!
Arsene, an intellectual who speaks 6 languages fluently and is highly respected throughout the footy world, has had enough. He feels by giving the refs red cards it would improve the game, give his Arsenal a fairer chance of chasing Man Utd and Man City and stop the terrible decision making at pivotal moments of the game, but only if the ref decides against Arsenal (?). If the decision goes for his beloved Gunners, then play should continue, after all, who wants a level playing field?
Sir Alex Ferguson quoted on this new legislation demanded by Arsene, here his response: "Laddie, at the end u the day it danna matter because we're gonna win the league anyway, red cards for refs my Scottish arse (ne), non, non!"