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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza. "For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star In A New Sit-Com Titled "Arnold Plus 18"

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star In A New Sit-Com Titled "Arnold Plus 18"

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Channel has just announced that they have signed former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in his very own situation-comedy show titled Arnold Plus 18. The show will deal with the everyday goings on of a fo...

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Funny story: Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Actor and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has been speaking today about his shock at finding that he has turned into an elephant. The 64-year-old former body builder told journalists that he discovered his transformation after wak...

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Funny story: Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

MALIBU BEACH - Cloris Leachman showed the television viewing public a few years ago with her appearance on Dancing With The Stars that she could still dance with the best of them. Her partner Corky Ballas said that having Leachman as his dance par...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

TIJUANA, Mexico - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to Tijuana, Mexico to purchase some stress pills which one can legally purchase as long as they are for your own consumption The former governor of California and presently one of its most famo...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus finished performing before a standing room only crowd at The Mescalero Apache Warpaint Auditorium and was backstage relaxing with a 32 oz. bottle of 7-Up and a large bag of Cheetos. She was asked by Vodka Verm...

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Funny story: John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in Life Time Special: 'The Sperminator'

Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in Life Time Special: 'The Sperminator'

Arnold Schwarzenegger is to star in a Life Time Channel Special titled 'The Sperminator': a made for T.V. movie based on the recent news of his 'mystery child' with a former house made. Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted to the world recently that he...

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Funny story: The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

POMONA - As if she isn't embarrassed enough already Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, Mildred Patricia "Patty Cake" Baena, the most famous maid since Hazel may now be called to testify in court if the California Maids Union decides to file a lawsuit agai...

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Funny story: Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

With only one pool reporter assigned to handle emerging news over the weekend, that man, who can not be named, found nothing of Pulitzer Prize note was worthy of reporting on, unless of course like the New York Times one could make something up.

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Funny story: Gigi Goyette Says She Also Played 'Hide The Salami' With Arnold Schwarzenegger But Has No Love Child To Prove It

Gigi Goyette Says She Also Played 'Hide The Salami' With Arnold Schwarzenegger But Has No Love Child To Prove It

CUCAMONGA - Gigi Goyette says she is tired of hearing all of the entertainment media talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and their love child. She said that she and the man she refers to as the 'Peckernator' spent quite a bit of nights and day...

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Funny story: Sex with Arnie left lover 'in hospital'

Sex with Arnie left lover 'in hospital'

It would seem that Arnold Schwarzenegger's problems go from bad to worse, hot on the heels of his affair and subsequent love child by one of his maids comes startling news regarding his sexual demands and parental heritage. Enter one Gigi Goyette,...

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Funny story: The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

LA HABRA - The most famous maid since Hazel has finally spoken out about her working and playing relationship with her boss and lover Arnold "The Trouser Trout" Schwarzenegger. The housekeeper who asked that her name not be used due to income tax...

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Funny story: Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

BRENTWOOD, California - Some of Maria Shriver's very closest friends are starting to become a little concerned about the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tansy "Bubbles" Stickerhazel has known Maria since their college days back at George...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on. Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...

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Funny story: IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who heads the International Monetary Fund and, until a few days ago, was likely to be the Socialist Party candidate for president of France, has announced his engagement to Heebie Longfellow, an inmate at New York's Rikers Isl...

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