Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in Life Time Special: 'The Sperminator'

Funny story written by ScottLLop

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger is to star in a Life Time Channel Special titled 'The Sperminator': a made for T.V. movie based on the recent news of his 'mystery child' with a former house made.

Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted to the world recently that he fathered a child ten years ago with his former house maid. His wife is considering leaving him based on this information. Schwarzenegger has not denied having an affair but has declined any interviews regarding the matter.

Producers of Life Time are "very excited" about this made for T.V. movie and expects ratings to soar through the charts. Dean Johnson said, "We are expecting fans of Schwarzenegger to swarm to the premier of this movie - his fan base is quite massive. This made for T.V. production will be a cross between Collateral Damage and True Lies and won't leave fans disappointed."

Check your local television listing for air date and time.

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