Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 May 2011

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided not to make movies until the spotlight on him goes away.

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on.

Arnie, as hardly anyone refers to him anymore, told Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine that due to all of the circus-like and carnival-like atmosphere that he has been thrust into he has decided to put his much anticipated return to the movie-making world on hold.

Soursuckle, who amazingly enough is a big Schwarzenegger fan having seen most of his films twice except for Kindergarten Cop which he quipped that once was more than enough, chuckled at the former governor of California's remark.

When Schwarzenegger asked him why he was laughing Soursuckle replied that he found it simply and utterly hilarious as hell that Arnold would have the unmitigated audacity to even think to say that he was putting his movie making on hold.

"Really funny girly guy?" Schwarzenegger asked.

And Soursuckle replied, "Well duh! No shit Sherlock."

Arnold did not appreciate Soursuckle's humor and reminded him that his name was Schwarzenegger and not Sherlock.

Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Schwarzenegger was to have replaced Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Aflac Duck but that gig has now been shot all to hell.

In a non-related story. An Iowa tornado chaser was recently run over by an Iowa ambulance chaser.

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