The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

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Tuesday, 24 May 2011


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LA HABRA - The most famous maid since Hazel has finally spoken out about her working and playing relationship with her boss and lover Arnold "The Trouser Trout" Schwarzenegger.

The housekeeper who asked that her name not be used due to income tax reasons told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Summersetter Faxx that she has never been more embarrassed by anything in her life.

She pointed out that it is even more embarrassing than the time back in 2002, when she went to a shoe store in Avocado Heights and realized that she had forgotten to put on underwear.

Faxx asked the maid how she was holding up. She said that she was fine except for a bruised ego and a neglected crotch region.

She remarked that she there were two things that she really missed about being Arnold and Maria Schwarzenegger's housemaid.

She disclosed that the first was of course the job itself. She grinned and said that there just aren't too many maids, even in Hollywood, who make $1,000 a week.

Summersetter asked her what the second thing was. The high-paid cleaning woman looked down at her lap and then she took a sip of her Corona Light.

She then softly whispered that the second thing that she missed was getting to fiddle with Arnie's salami.

The nameless housekeeper then regained her composure and got herself another beer.

Faxx then asked her if she was going to retain the services of an attorney in order to receive monetary compensation for herself and for the Peckernator's son.

The most famous maid in America sat quietly. She smiled and then looked up and said proudly that there is nothing that she wants from Mr. Schwarzenegger and to prove her point she said that she will be returning to him her house, her SUV, and the boy.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay on top of the maid story and keep you a breast or rather apprised of any further developments.

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