Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Funny story written by Charpa93

Friday, 10 February 2012

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.

That is, until Ahnold let the cat out of the bag. "I get lonely sometimes when I have to go into the hospital," said Schwarzenegger. "It helps when I have someone there with me, so I offered to pay for some elective surgery for my buddy, Sly."

Unfortunately, one of the procedures Stallone elected to have was a plumping up of the lips, which left him temporarily unable to utter intelligible words.

"That's ok," joked Schwarzenegger, "the guy has such a heavy accent, I never really could understand him."

Both actors were expected to make a full recovery and be back on the set together in no time.

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