Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

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Saturday, 26 November 2011

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London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza.

"For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it," Bruce Forsyth's aerobics instructor commented today.

"They virtually never take their eyes off each other during the dance and ratchet up the sex moves with every twisting step."

Carlos Gardel/Alfredo Le Pera's 1935 Argentine classic tells the story of a compulsive horse-track gambler who compares his whorse addiction to an obsession with women.

It's featured in countless other movies including Planet 51, Schindler's Pisst, Red Cent of a Woman, Delicatossin, All the King's Men and Bad Santa.

But it's the True Lies duet by Schwarzenegger and Carrere - deemed 'too sexy' for some audiences and suffering an outright ban in most Middle East countries - that continues to thrill TV audiences everywhere.

Bruno Tonioli is 69.

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