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Funny story: The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View is reporting that the ongoing feud between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actress Angelina Jolie has gotten worse. It appears that both women are really digging in and tossing o...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler has stated on several occasions on her TV talk show Chelsea Lately that contrary to widespread rumors she is not now nor has she ever been a lesbianite. Handler said that she thinks that the vicious gender rumors may...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her. She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan. As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine. The reporter Pia Confetti as...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt has reportedly had enough of Billy Bob Thornton and his hidden agenda of trying to break him and Angelina up. Pitt told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that he is also fed up with Angelina texting the wormy-lookin...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Brad Pitt has stated that Brad has hinted that he and Angelina Jolie could be splitting up. The friend who was Brad's stunt double in two of his movies said that the pressure from constantly being in the entertain...

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Funny story: Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...

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Funny story: Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...

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Funny story: Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...

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Funny story: 'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

New York - "Looks like Braille for Suck It 'N' See!" the Hollywood actress chuckled about the new nipple areolas tattooed on her post-mastectomy reconstructed breasts as footage of the new boobs went viral on the net. Jolie, 69, had just opened up...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Continuing to 'push the envelope' on defining personal beauty, actress and famed Third World adopt-a-holic Angelina Jolie recently confessed to Spoof Magazine that, in late 2012, she underwent a controversial 'double lobotomy.' "I'...

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