Former star of Aussie soap opera 'Son's and Neighbours', and one time heart-throb, Ringo Dingo, is to release a new album after 23 years in the musical wilderness. Dingo, 45, best remembered for his 1986 smash hit, 'Pat Sharp's Mullet', said he pl...
HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted in Harfold State College's boys' dorm Gammot "Goddamnit" Hall revealed this week that excessive amounts of screen time can boost morale in teen boys...or at least not make it much worse than it already was. Of the ni...
Psychologists have officially recognised Avatar Addiction as a psychological condition. "We initially spotted this among some of the more regular users of on-line three dimensional chat rooms like Second Life," said psychiatrist Mona Lotte. "Much...
A number of Teaching Hospitals have opened wards for the sole purpose of admitting and performing scientific studies on former News of the World readers who are not coping at all well with the closing down of their favourite newspaper. A Professor...
If next month's trial period - when all Indian, Bangladeshi, and other Asian style restaurants in and around selected towns along Britain's coast will have to stop serving food after 11pm - returns positive feedback from police and residents of those...
People close to Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, reluctantly admitted that Giggsy is a socks addict, and urged him to seek treatment as a matter of urgency, before his addiction finally gets the better of him. Although never aired publicly...
Scientists have been conducting studies on people who watch reality shows on t.v. and how their lives differ from those who DO not watch these reality shows. It has been discovered that people who do NOT watch reality shows are, indeed, living in...
The sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and sister-in-law of the Duke of Cambridge has just made a startling admission. Pippa Middleton admitted to a news reporter for the BBC that she is in fact afflicted with what is know as Internet Humor Site Foru...
Robert Kristen of Podunk, Kentucky has been committed to the Lautner Funny Farm and his wife has told the whole Podunk community that it is due to his reading all those Spoof stories. "He started seeing what he thought was his own name so he went...
Counselors that work in rehabs often have to resort to restraint to subdue uncooperative patients. Most of these tussles are harmless enough. People don't usually want to be in rehab or are having bad reactions to cutting themselves off from the stea...
The government announced today the formation of a new parliamentary committee to examine the possible harmful effects of the news on the population. Reports in recent weeks from various academic sources have shown what many have suspected for deca...
Comic and reality tv star Dom Jolly has emotionally revealed to fellow camp mates that he has finally beaten a placenta addiction after three years of suffering with the disease. Jolly said, "After Trigger Happy TV finished I spent most of my time...
A week after the release of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops video game and with thousands of reports already for joystick addiction, a New York Doctor has put together a rehabilitation program to help wean these depraved video gamers off the "Black O...
A new study conducted in the UK, says writing 'piss-take' news stories about abysmal TV shows like the X-Factor is more dangerous than drugs like heroin, cocaine, etc. The report says that even higher up the 'gonna fuck you up scale' than alcohol...
After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame. "Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...
Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment w...
New York NY: A new study finds sex may be as addictive as the need for salt in the human diet. This scholarly study was published in the latest issue of Playhomme Magazine. Male and female laboratory assistants were used as test cases to illustrat...
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