The latest must have sports car, set to be the fastest production car avaialbe, The Kamikaze was announced in Detroit today. A brief statement said, "We are proud to bring exclusively to America the latest in sports car innovation. It is the Kamik...
As the nations capitol was rocked by the news of the behavior of Congressman Eric Massa (D-N.Y., a Democratic Congressman has proposed a bill that would duplicate the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law for members of the US Congress. A Democr...
Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's...
The President of the Toyoyo Corporation flew to Detroit today to announce the company's new sports car, The Kamikaze. A brief statement said, "We are proud to bring exclusively to America the latest in sports car innovation. It is the Kamikaze. A...
The Republican leadership in a joint health care press conference today, announced their plans for a total health care system overhaul. Congressman John Boehner, of Ohio, stood in front of a draped chalk board and with a flourish, took off the co...
In a joint press conference today, Republican leaders joined by members of the T-Baggers, Birthers, Fox News, and talk show personalities announced that a bill is being introduced in Congress to construct a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall. Congressma...
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney issued a press release today declaring that winning gold medals at the 2010 Olympics is "not a good thing for America." "Winning these medals in Canada is doing nothing but cheering up our people and making them s...
Hundreds of prostitutes and Madams from around the country met In Washington D.C. this week. It was a diverse crowd of all ages, colors, creeds, and sexual orientation. A spokesperson, Ms. Shana Williams, a Vassar graduate with advanced degrees from...
In a move that took the financial industry by surprise The Wall Street Journal ls reporting that the Mafia families in the states of New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Connecticut are suing the major Wall-Street banking firms for patent infringe...
Congressman John Boehner of Ohio, long known for his "hooded eyes look" was arrested today for indecent exposure after opening his eyes wide in a press conference. No one in the Capitol had ever seen this and the reaction was immediate. "I can't...
In a surprise visit to the Republican House & Senate caucus today, President Obama strode to the lectern of the meeting room without being invited. Spectators report that he had a set look on his face and fists that seemed to be clenched. As he l...
Senator Richard Shelby of Alabama using an arcane and barely known rule of the Senate today blocked all the utilities going to The White House. Most Americans were outraged and Republicans were gleeful as the media rushed to cover the story. Presi...
In a late night press release, the Republican Caucus issued a statement saying that they would not meet with the President until he addressed certain pre-existing conditions. The conditions were such that they would entirely dictate and restrict...
The crowd estimate was well over one hundred thousand on the streets of Nashville as Sarah Palin rode nude on a white stallion on the closing day of the T-Bagger convention.. Young men hung from street lights and the windows of downtown buildings wer...
"They ARE as dumb as white bread," said Rahm Emanuel of Republicans after apologizing for calling some members of his own party, retarded. "I apologize for calling them retarded. It was an insult to all of the, fine, wonderful, and loving retarde...
An Insurance Company has just announced that they are canceling thousands of home owner policies in Florida. The reason: "Hurricanes are a pre-existing condition in Florida." A spokesman said: "These people knew that hurricanes were a pre-existing...
According to T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC and a spokesman for a local group of T-Baggers, the announcement that the convention would be serving steak & lobster at the banquet in Nashville this weekend, came as quite a surprise. "Our folks...
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