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Funny story: The French aren't from this Planet

The French aren't from this Planet

Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.

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Funny story: Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

The historic tower on Glastonbury Tor has been daubed with paint and covered with purple paint on its southern face.

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Funny story: Minutemen Mistakenly Hunting Extraterrestrials

Minutemen Mistakenly Hunting Extraterrestrials

DOUGLAS, AZ -- Minuteman Billy Ray Flagler has been patrolling the U.S./Mexico border for illegal aliens for nearly two years.

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Funny story: Seven Caves Found on Mars

Seven Caves Found on Mars

New images from Mars, taken by NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft and the Mars Global Surveyor have shown what appears to be at least seven entrances to large caves on the slope of Arsia Mons, a Martian volcano.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.

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Funny story: Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...

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Funny story: UFO-Crazed Bishop Bonkers Drives Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins Into Hiding

UFO-Crazed Bishop Bonkers Drives Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins Into Hiding

Noted humourist and British expatriate Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins has revealed that he is personally under seige by active Bournemouth citizen and spunky prelate of the Olde Catholic sect, Bishop Bonkers.

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Funny story: Bishop Bonkers Testifies Before UFO Expert Panel

Bishop Bonkers Testifies Before UFO Expert Panel

The small seaside community of Bournemouth is still rocking from what dozens of witnesses claim were "mysterious lights" seen over their skies in June of 2007. A team of experts from the British Occult Ley Line Organisation & Xylophonists h...

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Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

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Funny story: Space Marshmallows in Bid to Takeover the Earth

Space Marshmallows in Bid to Takeover the Earth

In recent separate incidents across the planet, people have been attacked by ordinary packets of marshmallows they innocently bought in local supermarkets and took home to eat.

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Funny story: Have Aliens Taken Over our Pubs?

Have Aliens Taken Over our Pubs?

Lukewarm speculation is gathering momentum amongst the hospitality industry as to the nature of a new pub phenomenon - the 'silent drinker'. Landlords and bar staff across the country are increasingly reporting on this astonishing development...

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Funny story: Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

DATELINE - WASHINGTON DC: An otherwise slow news day was enlivened by the landing on the White House lawn of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.

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Funny story: 'The Blob' Creature is Real

'The Blob' Creature is Real

If the old sci-fi movie The Blob didn't scare you, think again. Newly released photos show the blob was real. Documents found with the pictures prove it was one of three alien creatures who spent thousands of years frozen, traveling through dee...

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Funny story: UFO Exclusive - Alien Abductions & Photographic Evidence!

UFO Exclusive - Alien Abductions & Photographic Evidence!

Roswell, Yorkshire, UK (Defecated News) - Photographic evidence has been presented to the International Spaceman Club for verification. The photos, it is claimed, are proof beyond any doubt th...

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Funny story: UFO's Reclassified as Undocumented Aliens

UFO's Reclassified as Undocumented Aliens

(Washington) - In keeping with current guidelines for political correctness, the U.S. federal government has reclassified the occupants of UFO's as illegal immigrants and put them in the same category as other undocumented aliens.

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Funny story: Space Aliens Describe Their Preferences

Space Aliens Describe Their Preferences

Mexico City, Mexico (IP) I.P. investigative reporters were summoned to the Intergalactic Alien's Union Mother Ship so that the aliens could express themselves via the Maximum Alien Supreme (His English name is Tim Nugent) and clear up some questi...

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Funny story: Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...

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