Mexico City, Mexico (IP) I.P. investigative reporters were summoned to the Intergalactic Alien's Union Mother Ship so that the aliens could express themselves via the Maximum Alien Supreme (His English name is Tim Nugent) and clear up some questions and issues that have been recently brought to their attention.
When the aliens learned English they did so by tuning into Earth's television stations. The day that they happened to tune in turned out to be one Saturday morning when cartoons were on TV. Porky the Pig was being broadcast at that precise moment and it was his distinctive style of speech that was used as a base line to synthesize our language.
"Ah badia-badia-badia ah we'd like to ah le-le-la-let you people know that we lo-lo-lo-love me-me-mexican food. Ah bahdia-bahdia-bahdia that's our fa-fa-favorite. Chinese is our ah bahdia-bahdia-bahdia our second ah-choice.
"We la-la-la-love ah bahdia-bahdia-bahdia-ah- ba-ba-blonde chicks.
Our fa-fa-favorite ma-ma-music is bahdia-bahdia-bahdia-ba-ba-British rock and roll. Andah ah-ah- our fa-fa-favorite humor is ah-ah also bahdia-bahdia-bahdia Ba-ba-British humor."
Suddenly Tim rolled his eyes and at this time our investigative reporter saw that the local Mexican authorities were on their way to the ship to pick up their daily pay-off money and listen to their daily dose of sycophantic praise so we waved goodbye as we ran out the rear exit. We promised the Maximum Alien Supreme that we would get his message out to the rest of the world as soon as possible.
As we left we could hear the approaching Mexicans say, "¡Oye muchachos! ¿Cómo están ustedes? ¿Tienen catarro? ¡Hay que lástima!"
