"If you're tan, stay in the van!" These kinds of words are being heard all over Arizona and elsewhere this week as Latinos consider their future in America. Is the new Arizona law indicative of their future in the USA? As Mariachi bands disbanded...
A conglomerate of Wall Street firms has announced today that they are purchasing the US Federal Prison System. The surprise announcement came as news surfaced that there were possible criminal investigations going on that would implicate many top Wal...
No sooner had the Tea-Bagger rally against taxes started in Boston on Thursday, when a fleet of large helicopters flew over the gathering and dropped a gigantic net. A news organization is reporting that the effort was organized and paid for by a...
They came to New Orleans last weekend in their string ties, bee hive hairdos, cowboy boots, and dour looks. It was not a happy crowd at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference. One observer noted that it was like being at a lemon eating contest...
The new Tiger Woods commercial for a leading sport shoe manufacturer has been leaked to the press. Tiger is looking directly into the camera. It is a head and shoulders shot. His eyes are soulful and sorrowful. His mouth is set. At times, his eyes are misty and seem to be looking far away. A deep and resonant voice speaks: "Tiger, what are you doing? What are you doing to us? I am dee...
Sarah (Palin) and Michele (Bachmann) came to Minnesota this past week and according to the latest public opinion poll, they are a GOP wet dream. S & M took the crowd by storm. In what one reporter described as a combination of Joan of Arc, El...
An explosion rocked a California resort hotel last night where hundreds of conservative activists were meeting. As hotel personnel and hotel guests rushed to a room on the fifteenth floor, Michael Steel, Chairman of the RNC cried out as he threw open...
A spokesman for The Tea Party movement announced today an elite brigade for The Tea-Baggers. SS is the acronym for "Saliva Solutions" and members will be instructed in the art of spitting and chosen from those that already have shown an ability to sp...
The mainstream media and cable news channels reported two stories last night with the same caption: "Drill Baby Drill". As President Obama announced a program for drilling off shore which was in direct opposition to his stand on the issue in the...
Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind. Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...
The Center for Politics and the American Way issued a report on Friday analyzing the campaign themes that the two major political parties plan for the fall. Some of the information came from leaked internal memos and were not intended for publication...
As the T-bagger protestors swarmed the nations Capitol on Sunday, spitting on African-American legislators and calling Congressman Barney Frank a faggot, Republican legislators cheered them on from the balconies of the building. One of America's...
As the Lemmings commit mass suicide by throwing themselves into the sea, the entire Republican congressional delegation marched to the Potomac River yesterday and threw themselves into the river. Reports are that the health care vote was the cause an...
In a study released today from the University of Nowhere's School Of Human Development, it appears that there are no Tea Bagger protesters in wheelchairs. After researching hundreds of heath care protest rallies around the country, the study foun...
It is a phenomenon that has been reported occurring all over the US in the last few months, what appears to be a human tongue is growing out of the ground at numerous grave sites. While the news media has been slow to report it for fear of mass hyste...
The Center for Politics and the Media is reporting today that there has been a significant increase in the cases of Gas, Bloating, and Diarrhea in the nation's capital. While these ailments have always been prevalent in the nations capital as well as...
"They're right," quipped an American car executive,"no one in their right mind wants to stand in front of them!" As the Toyota commercials flooded the air waves this past week, you couldn't turn on the TV without seeing a glowing Toyota commerci...
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