As the T-bagger protestors swarmed the nations Capitol on Sunday, spitting on African-American legislators and calling Congressman Barney Frank a faggot, Republican legislators cheered them on from the balconies of the building.
One of America's most esteemed political writers and an employee of The Washington Post was heard to comment: "This city is like one giant barf bag right now. It is repugnant!"
He continued, "You know back in he sixties, when the nation shone a light on this kind of ugliness, we thought at the time the perpetrators had scuttled away like bed bugs when the light switch is turned on. We should have known better. They never go completely away. They just hide in the walls."
All across American on Sunday night and Monday, the nation watched as the demonstrators yelled, cursed, spit, threw eggs, and masturbated in public.
Local TV stations across the country are reporting that millions of hot water tanks had gone cold, as Americans of all race, colors, creeds, and sexual orientations, rushed to take a hot shower.
