In a bold attempt to further increase his chances in his bid for the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominations, Senator Barack Obama announced plans to change his name in time for the first presidential primary.
Telephone polls (taken after waking up the target audience) by Fox (Fair and Balanced R Us!) News show that as a result of the 1st Annual Regan Love Fest, Republican Debate, and Dinner on the Ground last night that just by NOT being there Barack Obam...
Barack Obama today responded to a poem John McCain recited at a campaign rally last week. McCain's poem compared Obama to a terrorist and warned that "he...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Larry King - On May 2, 2007, Oprah endorsed Barack Obama for president. "I know him personally," said Oprah, "and quite often. "That man turns me OOOOnnnn! With my billions, he's sure to make it to p...
John McCain recited a poem he wrote about Sen. Barack Obama at a campaign stop in Iowa. In it, he hinted that Barack Obama is a terrorist who will kill Americans if elected.
Barack Hussein Obama was arrested on suspicions of being a terrorist at Washington DC's Dulles airport.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4...
Earlier today Democratic candidate Barack Obama, held an interview with members of the Democratic party at a secrete location in BFE Washington with support from the Hollywood Liberal Association (a well known celebrity organization) to discuss Bush&...
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.
The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
Springfield, Illinois - (Disaster Press): Illinois Senator Obama has announced a radical 2008 White House campaign measure today which has seen him change his first name to Borat.
A statue depicting Illinois Senator and presidential candidate Barrack Obama as Jesus Christ is causing a stir in Chicagao. The statue is the artwork of a college art student and was not meant as a political endorsement.
Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says that Barack Obama is considering having an extramarital affair.
Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Prescient AC/DC sources had been predicting it weeks ago. And yesterday Senator Barack Obama proved them right, blackballing the annual broadcasters' wankfest that indulges the world's top warmongering psych...
WASHINGTON, DC: Rejected American Idol hopeful Antonella Barba today announced that she will be taking on Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election.
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