Written by The Noosance

Monday, 2 April 2007

image for Barack Obama Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says that Barack Obama is considering having an extramarital affair.

He was heard telling his wife that Halle Berry, Beyonce and Vanessa Williams would all be viable candidates, as they straddle both African American and Anglo demographics. Michelle Obama suggested hooking up with Oprah or Queen Latifah if focus groups determine that a big-boned gal would play better in the South.

It is said that Barack is still struggling with the decision since he knows he would crave a cigarette afterwards.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
66 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more