Barack Responds to McCain's Poem

Funny story written by Doug Burrell

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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"I'ma git u sucka"

Barack Obama today responded to a poem John McCain recited at a campaign rally last week. McCain's poem compared Obama to a terrorist and warned that "he'll blow up your mama" if you vote for him. Speaking at his own campaign rally, Obama countered with a poem of his own.

John McCain, you must be insane. Insulting me with a poem was lame. I'm gonna try and keep this tame, but after this, you won't be the same.

You compared me to Osama. You said I'd blow up your mama and cause all kind of trauma. Now, get ready for some drama.

You ain't nuttin' but over the hill. Can't get it up so you take the blue pill. You better just chill 'cause I gots twenty mil and and dis' is for real. Even Hillary ain't got the will since I got support from Bill.

How you gonna rhyme against a black man. You must be messed up from Vietnam. Talking 'bout bombing Iran. Cracker, go get a tan, I know that you can. You better recognize and become a fan. Damn!

I've been rhyming since I was three. I was rapping in my mama's belly. You can't beat me. You must be crazy. You can't even be VP and that means you're worse than Cheney. Look at me, busting rhymes is easy. I'll teach you for free, this one's on me, the great Larry Bird, jersey 33.

Now it's over, I beat you. No more poetry for you. Far as I'm concerend, you're through. I got jiggy wit it and walked all over you.

Now, stand up and hear what I say. Barack Obama just made your day. You can sit down on election day when I'm the President of the USA.

After the poem, notorius rapper, Biggie Smalls, rose from the grave and dangled Barack by his ankles over a hotel balcony.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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