WikiSquirts has new information about the casting for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" and the status of the trash can from the "Oasis" rehearsal studio. First lets revisit the cast and crew as we know it so far: Producer - Carson Daly. "The Carse" acquires rights to the movie franchise with more than a little help from his mothers deep pockets. Then proceeds to completely change the winn...
Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...
Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Rolly Patampkin, is now reporting that a remake of the dude hating, blatantly lesbian, sassy bitch movie Thelma and Louise has got the green light to begin production in February 2011. Word around local do...
Los Angeles: Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have been announced as the leads in a Hollywood remake of Tommy Steele's 1967 musical Half A Sixpence, also starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Danny Dyer. At a press conference yesterday the action star Statham...
Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie. But while such scenes were a cinch for the towering...
Buried under accolades for her role in the King's Speech, the actress Helena Bonham Carter has now put the actress Helen Mirren on notice that her days are over as reigning queen of actresses portraying reigning queens. "Going forward, I deserve...
Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting: "What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You ha...
HOLLYWOOD - The much awaited and much anticipated motion picture The Tourist has failed to reach its expectations and bombed worse than Madonna trying to sing a 9,000 word hip hop rap song. The film's two super stars Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp...
Burnley in Lancashire, England, is the unlikely setting for a new film about the 9/11 terrorist attack on the twin towers. "We were looking for a desolate deprived location," said the film's location manager, Harry "Mac" Nostril. "Burnley is perfe...
One thing you can say about young Taylor Lautner, he loves a challenge. There's a new Disney movie coming out next Spring and the lead female role will be voiced by Taylor Lautner. Of all the guys that might do the role, you might think it would b...
Feeling perhaps a bit guilty over the type of character she will play for an HBO original movie, the queen of daytime talk television has purchased her entire movie crew a new house. Reportedly acting as a Madame for a house of ill repute, Ms. Wi...
BIRMINGHAM - At a recent showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One at the local Cineworld, there was one person who knew the entire story before the film had started. "It was so annoying," said Mary Wallis, long-time friend of spoo...
[Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.] Leslie Nielsen, the comic actor best known for his roles in Airplane! and The Naked Gun, who passed away last week, saved his funniest jokes for friends and mourners at his funeral today. Halfway through the funeral service,...
After reports this week that a US bomb disposal expert has been given the go-ahead to sue the makers of hit Academy Award winning film 'The Hurt Locker', due to his 'likeness' being stolen for use as the lead role in the film, other people are lining...
Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium. Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dr...
Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
Steven Spielberg, the legendary producer and moviemaker, is now on the talent scout trail...he is on the lookout for an actor or non-actor to portray the well-loved (the North) and the well-hated (the South) former president of the United States: Abr...
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