TheSpoof.com Scribe Shocked to Learn 1937 Film "Wee Willie Winkie" Features Shirley Temple and has Nothing to do with the Eponymous Scottish Nursery Rhyme

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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"...nine, one, one. What's your emergency?..."

Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting:

"What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You have got to be shirting me!"

After the nearly one-minute-long rant, calm was restored without any need to call the police and/or the fire department.

"I just assumed it would look about the same as the original and would be about a kid who couldn't go to sleep," said the anonymous writer. "I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that The Last Samurai features Tom Cruise or something..."

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