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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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Funny story: Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.

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Funny story: Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Money Matters: Making a Deposit

Congratulations! You're going for it. You've 'umm'd' and 'aah'd' for long enough. And now you're going to make a deposit at a place that offers FLEXIBLE TERM, LOW INTEREST (over the duration of your deposit), and into which you can REINVEST and WITHDRAW at a time that suits YOU.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story: IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has begun refusing payment of taxes by American taxpayers in US dollars, and now insists on payment in Euros, gold or Swiss francs.

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Funny story: Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

DURHAM -- In news with an ironic twist, just days after being voted the Most Expensive Place to Live in America, according to an analysis by the management consulting firm Runzheimer International, Krzyzewskiville finds itself high on the list of nei...

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Funny story: Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

In a small town in the United States, a man of twenty two years old named Jacob won the lottery, a total sum (after taxes) of one million dollars. When asked what he would do with the money, he replied that he would probably go to Disney World, Paris, prison, or something else along those lines.

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Funny story: The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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Funny story: Worlds richest man dies

Worlds richest man dies

The worlds richest man, Sheikh Ur-Handhii, has died, following a skiing accident in Canada. The 109 year old Sheikh, or 'Head man of a thousand deserts' as his friends liked to call him, was on a ski lift on Whistler Mountain when his robes g...

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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger reveals plan to steal money to solve states economic woes

Governor Schwarzenegger reveals plan to steal money to solve states economic woes

Former admitted steroid abuser, body builder, actor and now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed in a press conference today that the best way to raise money for the states foundering economy is to steal it.

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Funny story: Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Ze French Fraudster who pinched 3.6 billion English Pounds or 660 billion French Francs 'as been named today as 31-year-old Evil Kerviel who worked een Société Générale's financing and Voleur division.

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Funny story: "Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

"Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

America's leading banks have reacted angrily to claims that a French rival, Societe General, has achieved the world's biggest trading fraud loss, worth $7bn.

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Funny story: Time Warner AOL - We Will Charge More for Less

Time Warner AOL - We Will Charge More for Less

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IPP) - Time Warner AOL executives announced today that they will charge more for less when it comes to AOL internet fees.

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Funny story: Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Argentine finance minister Fernando Hernandez has today revealed their mystery financial saviour to be Carol Vorderman, host of Channel 4 hit show "Countdown"...

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Funny story: Social Security Runs Out of Money

Social Security Runs Out of Money

Washington (IP) - Social Security benefits for America's disabled ran out of money last night at midnight. Senator Dempsy Dumpster says not to worry because there is still plenty of money left to line the deep pockets of military contractors and...

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