Ze French Fraudster who pinched 3.6 billion English Pounds or 660 billion French Francs 'as been named today as 31-year-old Evil Kerviel who worked een Société Générale's financing and Voleur division.
Ze French 'ave enlisted ze 'elp of Belgians most esteemed detective Hercule Poirot in nabbing ze criminal oo 'as made ees escape to ze U.K wis ze 'elp of Briton Nick Leeson by jumping ze Eengleesh Channel on ees motorbike.
Leeson stole a much lesser amount of a mere 600 million English Pounds, described at ze time as "the cost of redecorating 10 Downing Street." Ee served a small amount of time in jail and now flounts 'is riches, writes books and meks after dinner speeches to accountants.
"Evil Kerviel will be captured swiftly," announced Poirot earlier today after assembling a room full of red-faced financiers,"as soon as I find ze bullet and 'ow ze swindler entered ze room."
And for zose of you wondering why zis news item is a leetle biased, ze Engleesh have ze long memories of ze Norman Invasion, 100 year war, Napoleonic Wars and ze burning of our leetle innocent lambs.
