BAGHDAD (AFP)-President George Bush has admitted beating up Saddam Hussein after his capture in Iraq, and ordering his torture by his American army captors. Bush then promised to similarly beat up and torture any world leader who withholds oil from U...
The sole survivor of yesterday's comical explosion in Iraq told reporters from his ICU unit in Tikrit, "We send Abu on his way with time-bomb belt ticking. Next thing we know we hear knock at door and Abu going 'I forgot my ..'
Baghdad, Iraq- The World Tourism Organization has rated Iraq #1 among tourist destinations this year, ousting out tourism hot spots such as Cancun, the Bahamas, Hawaii, and Pakistan. The rating has said to be because of the friendly locals, th...
In the wake of the mounting debt due to the war in Iraq and national security, President Bush has decided to declare war on Finland. So far as we know, Finland is not presenting any type of threat to the United States and is not harboring any terrori...
BAGHDAD - Chicago Aldermen, representing every Ward from that city, are in Iraq to observe and certify tomorrow's Iraqi national voting.
In what many experts believe is a major breakthrough in the war against terrorism, weapons of mass destruction have finally been discovered in Iraq. "This is a significant development and conclusively proves that, under the Saddam Hussein regime...
BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 - Saddam Hussein's claim that he wasn't really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body-double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. "Yeah, that's him...so...can I go now?" said A...
"See I told you" President Bush said in one of the nation's shortest televised presidential speeches ever, concluding with "Didn't I tell you ?". Yesterday U.S. forces in Iraq stumbled upon 937 X-14 long range interco...
(MSNBC) Donald Rumsfeld in a surprise announcement told Meet The Press's Tim Russert that our troops in Iraq are coming home in December. 2038. Russert, a bit startled by the announcement asked Rumsfeld, "Why so long?" to which Rumsfel...
WASHINGTON - The White House today stepped up its campaign against critics who are calling for America to get out of Iraq.
I am a US soldier currently serving in Baghdad, Iraq. The majority of the buildings here lack a functioning restroom. There are trailers that serve as restroom/shower facilites scattered randomly about the Camp I am stationed at, however everywhere you look there is a Port-a-Potty. So today while visiting my husband at a nearby camp, I was forced to use a Port-a-Potty. Some call them Port-a-Po...
TOBYHANNA, Pa. (Reuters) - President Bush strongly attacked congressional critics of his policy to deceive the world in order to invade Iraq to grab its oil here on Veterans Day on Friday, accusing critics of not fully appreciating his "deeply i...
Washington -- His favorite Scooter broke a bone in his foot after putting it in his mouth, big-time. Then his brown-nosing lawyer bailed when he tried to do "something nice" for her. The death toll in Iraq topped 2000, with "Complet...
Faced with a disasterous and ever-worsening crisis in Iraq, the Bush administration....finding no more palatable options available...has been forced to turn to an extremely innovative approach in dealing with the continued terrorism in Iraq. Wedne...
HOUSTON (AP)--President George Bush finally admitted that he invaded Iraq mainly to grab its immense oil reserves for Big American oil companies, and had planned the war for years before 911.
Washington DC (Riotous) - Aides of Vice President Dick Cheney have issued a hasty statement on behalf of the beleagured ex-Halliburton CEO amid new CIA reports naming Iran as the transit point of Al Qaeda 9/11 operatives:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has today denied any wrongdoing of fostering negative feelings towards the French before the War on Iraq began. Many critics of America, mainly liberals, have accused the United States of creating prejudice to a...
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